#admin: lilith

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Marco: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life.

Star: It would be nice to get my sense of purpose back.

Hekapoo: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.

Janna: My will to live! I haven’t seen this in years!

Kelly: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Tom: Mental stability, my old friend!

Marco: Guys, could you lighten up a little?

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Tom: For your information, most people who meet me do not know that I am bi

Janna: Blind and deaf people know you’re bi

Tom:

Janna: Dead people know you’re bi

Tom: *turns to Marco* Babe?

Marco: I’m sorry Tom even my laser puppies knew you were bi

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Marco: I didn’t want to do this, but I know one way we can get the money.

Janna: You’d make a decent prostitute.

Marco: I’d make an amazing prostitute, but I was actually just talking about asking Star.

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Marco: You know, firefly, I’m glad we’re just keeping this anniversary simple this year.

Tom: *frantically waves off marching band* Hahaha, yeah me too.

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Star: The best part of an Oreo is the cookie part not the frosting.

Marco: Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. There is no such thing as a one-sided coin.

Tom: Yo Socrates, it's a fuckin' cookie.

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Marco: Everybody be quiet! *Answers phone* Hi Dusk-

Star: HIIIIIIIIII

Hekapoo: COME BACK TO BED!

Tom: *various sex noises*

Jackie: Tell her I said hi

Janna: Aye, pass the weed

Higgs: *blasting out curse words*

Kelly: PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON

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Tom: Do you like my outfit?

Marco: Not as much as I like what’s underneath it

Tom: *gasps*

Marco: No I need your chair. Get up.

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Star: Why are your tongues purple?

Marco: We had slushies. I had a blue one.

Tom: I had a red one

Star: Oh

Star: OH