Sep 15, 2017
The Geriatrics of Pediatrics
In today’s episode of “What kind of mess can come out of a teenager’s mouth?”, (AKA My Adolescent Medicine rotation):
Me: How did school go last year?
Teen: Well, my grades aren’t great. I failed a couple of classes because I was skipping to do LSD in the parking lot with my friends.
Me:
You can’t just skip from the E to the D like that?!?! We do HEEADSSS in that order for a REASON!! I need time to mentally prepare for that much hot mess.
(Educational side note, if you ever plan on working with teens, you should learn to do a good HEEADDSSS exam!)
