Adopt Him David!
Max: Looking well, *insert David's last name*
David: Max, you've known me for a while, why are you calling me by my last name?
Max: I was talking to myself...
David: ...
Max: *pulling adoption papers out from behind his back* please...
David: *signs papers, crying* I'm not crying, you're crying.
Max: *also crying* We're both crying... Dad.









