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[bkwrm523]

Sass Brigade: Cleaning Up Blood

So, this reaction post is called “when you’re having a period, make a mess in the bathroom, and your fav finds you cleaning up the blood.  When they ask you what you’re doing, you claim you’re cleaning up a body, and you now have to kill them so they won’t talk.”  Let’s go over reactions;

Castiel:

I’m gonna be honest, he might not realize you’re kidding at first.  If that’s the case, he’ll promise to keep quiet.  He won’t be that fazed by the thought of you killing someone; he spends time with hunters a lot, and that involves killing monsters, so he’ll mostly wonder what the thing was.  Once he knows that you’re not serious, he’ll roll his eyes.  Then he’ll make you lie down on a towel, get a cloth with soap and warm water, and clean you and the mess up.

Leonard:

Now Leonard will immediately know you’re kidding, but depending on who you claim to have killed, he’ll deadpan be miffed you didn’t let him help.  When he sees this much blood, his first concern is that you might be seriously hurt.  Once he knows it’s period-related, he’ll basically do the same as Castiel, and want to help.

Eobard:

So Eobard does know you’re kidding, but probably won’t be able to resist the urge to play along a bit.  Might pull the red eyes, vibratey voice and talk about murder and helping you hide the body.  Then he’ll superspeed around the room and clean up anything in the room or on you that you haven’t gotten yet.

Bruce:

The deadest of pans and an eyebrow raise.  Next kinda depends on your relationship with him.  Now, if you’re the type to try and bring some (harmless) humor into his life, then he WILL tease you.  Maybe pull a slight Batman act and demand to know who you killed or something.  If you’re a more serious person, he’ll make a joking comment about not lying to the cops for you.  Then he’ll take the cleaning supplies and insist on helping.

[medicatemedrmccoy]

I bet Leonard only snores when he's drunk, and when he's super exhausted after a long shift in the medbay

You blinked yourself awake slowly, the sound of soft snores close to your ear woke you. You glanced over at the clock, it was late. You didn’t even hear Leonard come in after his late shift. You shuffled under the sheets, turning over to face the sleeping man.

Leonard lay close to you, face smashed into his pillow, arm lazily slung over your middle, as he continued to snore softly. You noticed he hadn’t even bothered to change out of his uniform.

“Leonard… Len…” You spoke gently as you brushed his hair out of his eyes and placing a soft kiss on his nose, causing him to snort awake, grunting slightly as he cracked open his eye slightly, looking up at you.

“You’re snoring again, rough day?” You asked softly as you continued to run your hand through Leonard’s hair. Leonard only grumbled sleepily in reply, letting out a quiet huff, before sinking further into his pillow. You laughed airily before laying on your back.

“Come here then.” You replied as you patted your chest. Leonard looked up at you and let out a few sleepy noises before lazily lifting himself up slightly and moving closer to you.

You helped him up and rested his head on your chest. You continued to run your hand through his hair gently, and rubbing the back of his neck, and tracing down his back. Leonard let out a quiet groan, wrapping his arms around you the best he could, squeezing you with the last of his waning strength, before quickly falling back asleep, blessedly silent this time. You stayed up for a few more minutes, making sure Leonard was indeed asleep, before you followed close behind.

[bkwrm523]

Sass Brigade: Feeling Safe In Their Arms

All right folks, this one is called When You Tell Them You Feel Safe In Their Arms While Hugging Them

Castiel:

Castiel would be feeling flattered and proud.  And happy.  He adores you more than any other being, and he’s always wanted to protect people.  So the fact that you feel safe with him gives him a great deal of joy.

Leonard:

Leonard probably hugs you tighter when you tell him that.  Like Cas, it makes him happy to hear.  It also tells him that you might be feeling a bit vulnerable right now, so he’s gonna want to snuggle you harder.  Reaffirming that he’ll always protect you, etc.  It’s all very sweet.

Eobard:

Eobard is gonna puff his chest up and feel SO proud when you tell him.  He might decide to tell Barry the first chance he gets, he has to brag about this.  Hear that?  He makes you feel safe!!  He does!  No one else, just him!  It makes him feel like a hero, and deep down a part of him still wants that.  Will always want that.  He makes you feel safe, you make him feel invincible.

Bruce:

Dear paranoid Bruce’s knee-jerk reaction is gonna be fear.  He’s lost so much in his life, a part of him is terrified that he won’t be up to the job of keeping you safe.  That he might loose you, too.  He’ll stand there and hold you for as long as you want, he’ll reassure you that you are safe with him, but.... he can’t help but worry if that’s true.  He thinks too much sometimes, if you ask me.

[bkwrm523]

12 with Len, please?

“Jim’s turning me grey, I swear.”  Leonard grumbled, not looking up as you entered his office, shutting the door behind you.

“What’d he do this time?”  You asked, stepping forward and perching on the far side of his desk.

“Oh, the usual.”  Leonard replied vaguely.  Perhaps it wasn’t best to pry.

“Well, I don’t see any grey hairs.”

“They’re there, trust me.”

“You’ll be a silver fox, then!”  You replied brightly.

“I doubt that.”  Leonard growled back.

“I really don’t care. You still look hot and I’m trying not to kiss you senseless right now.” 

That got Leonard’s attention.  He finally looked up at you, ignoring the paperwork he was working on, and leaned back in his chair.  His expression turned mischievous, and he raised an amused eyebrow.

“Think you can manage it, darlin’?”  Leonard asked challengingly, his southern accent thickening.

“As it happens, your nurses wanted me to come in and tell you you’re on lunch break.”

“Am I, now?  And here I am without a thing to eat.”  Leonard replied, his eyes looking over every inch of you.

Mystery Sass Brigade Drabbles!

[bkwrm523]

Quick question. If theres only one bed I'm sleeping in the bathtub and no one can stop me. What are the sass brigades reactions??? (True story btw)

You’re so valid anon.  Thank you for the ask!

Castiel: 

He doesn’t need sleep.  He promises to watch over you, but if you really want some privacy, he doesn’t mind waiting outside or something.  You can have the bed to yourself.

Leonard:

I mean he doesn’t mind sharing, but he also respects your boundaries.  If that’s the way you feel about it, he’s gonna insist on taking the bathtub.  He is a gentleman.

Eobard:

There can’t be just one bed if he kills some of the other inhabitants of the hotel.  Or he can just run you somewhere with more beds.  Whichever.

Bruce:

You don’t even need to say anything, he’s taking the floor.  Give him a pillow and some blankets and he’ll be fine.

[bkwrm523]

Hey boo! If you're inspired, may I please have #5 with Leonard McCoy?

5. hands on the other person’s back, fingertips pressing under their top, drawing gentle circles against that small strip of bare skin that make them break the kiss with a gasp

***

“You were gonna work through lunch again, weren’t you?”  You asked as you walked into Leonard’s office.  He was sitting at his desk, working away, and glanced up at you a little startled.

“To be honest, I didn’t realize it was lunchtime.”  Leonard replied, looking almost dazed.  He pushed the chair back from the desk, but didn’t rise as you approached, just sprawled in the chair and watched you move.  You set your things down on his desk, walking around it to him as he turned the chair to face you.

His hands lifted to your hips, holding you steady as you straddled his lap and draped your arms around his shoulders.  You bit your lip, looking down at him and searching for an excuse to kiss him.  This was probably the part where you were supposed to say something witty, but one look at his eyes and words escaped you.

Len saved you the trouble, leaning forward and kissing you before you could speak.  You leaned back into him, pushing him back in the chair and moaning into his lips.  His hands stayed on your hips, and his thumbs pushed under your shirt, drawing little circles against your bare skin.  His hands moved a little, his thumbs seeking a sensitive spot.  He finally found it, making you pull back and gasp to smother a giggle.  Leonard leaned forward again to recapture your lips, giving you no room to protest.  You moaned, grinding your hips into his and startling a growl from him.

[bkwrm523]

How would the sass brigade guys deal with you being possessed by some other entity (alien, metahuman, etc). It's not a threat they can fight physically since they can't risk harming you. What would they do if you were possessed to fight them?

Ooooo, good question!  Sorry for the wait, anon!

Castiel: 

Like most of the others, Castiel can’t do a whole lot by himself.

Oh, he’d love to get inside you and burn the demon out, but he can’t do that without your permission.  And the demon is making sure you can’t hear him.  He’s gonna have to get help from his brothers, Sam and Dean.  Don’t worry; they’re very good at this.

Cas won’t get overprotective after that, per se.  But as soon as there’s some downtime he’d really like some snuggling to reassure himself that you’re okay.  And you’re replacing that anti-possession tattoo at the first opportunity.

Leonard: 

Leonard is going to be furious.  But like Castiel, there’s not a lot he can do, himself.  He’ll try to encourage you to fight whatever it is.  But it’s probably gonna take the entire crew of the Enterprise to rescue you.

When it’s done, he’s going to want to hold you.  He’s also gonna want to take you to the medbay and get a thorough examination.

Eobard: 

Eobard Thawn is furious.  Somebody took you from him.  People are going to burn for this.  Worlds will burn for this.

Unlike the others, Eobard is in a position to do something about it.  It’s quite probable that there’s some kinda future tech that can save you from possession.  He’ll build it himself on the spot, probably making sure whatever it is will hurt the thing possessing you, possibly kill it.  If it doesn’t, he’ll just take care of that as soon as it’s out of you.

If it’s not something he can take care of himself, he’s just gonna kidnap Constantine on the spot.  He needs his kitten back.

Afterwards, he’ll be a bit overprotective.  Be patient and tolerate it, within reason.  It’ll fade back to normal in a bit, he just needs reassurance and some cuddling.

Bruce: 

Bruce is probably as angry as Eobard, but Bruce has it much more under control.

He can’t save you himself.  He hates that more than I can express, but there isn’t anything he can do.  He can, however, call in an expert.  If it’s a demon, call Constantine.  If it’s magic or a meta, call Diana or Clark.  If it’s a meta, Bruce might do some investigating to see if he can find a weakness he can exploit.  He’d much rather do this himself.  The problem is, he isn’t willing to leave you to this thing for long.

Afterwards, you’ll be benched for awhile.  He’ll say it’s because you need rest, and because he wants to make sure there’s no after effects.  And those are both true, but he isn’t admitting that it’s because he was scared shitless for you.  Make sure you hug him.  He won’t admit it, but he really needs to hold you.

[bkwrm523]

For your drabble list , would love to have some Leonad McCoy, Number 11!

Coming up!

11. when one stops the kiss to whisper “I’m sorry, are you sure you-” and they answer by kissing them more

***

“-should never have let you go down there!”  Leonard exclaimed as he strode ahead of you.  The only thing that kept you from being angry with him, was how tightly he held your hand in his.  He was more worried than he’d let on.

“You ‘let me go’, as you put it, because I’m a perfectly capable officer!”  You replied, sounding more exasperated than angry.  He didn’t mean it.  You knew he didn’t mean it and he’d apologize as soon as he calmed down.

You reached his office then, and he pulled you in with him and shut the door behind him.  He probably wanted to make sure you weren’t hurt.  It had been a pretty close call on the last away mission.

“Len,” you began gently.  “You -” you didn’t finish your reassurance; Leonard wasted no time before pressing his lips against yours.

One hand lifted to cup the back of your skull, and his body pressed into yours, backing you up until your back hit the wall.  You gave a soft moan and melted into him.  Leonard broke from your lips at your moan, leaving his eyes closed for a moment and resting his forehead against yours.  

“I’m sorry,” Leonard whispered, opened his eyes to gaze into yours.  His eyes were huge and terrified and apologetic, and your heart broke a little for him.  He blamed himself.  Because of course he did.  “Are you sure you-”

Like he had, you didn’t let him finish, but just pressed your lips into his.  He was an idiot, but he was your idiot.  If he wanted to apologize, then you wanted to feel his hands all over you.  Words could wait.

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