Random Ramblings

Sara, she/her. 18+ Multinfandom Madness, gamer, INFP. I am a smut peddler. I am here to peddle smut. If you wanna talk about wank, I can't help you. Requests are closed. Masterlist posts are #masterlist

[bkwrm523]

Intro Post/FAQ

Requests are closed. They are unlikely to reopen for the foreseeable future. I am a slow writer at the best of times, and I would not be able to guarantee you that I'd be able to get your request to you in a reasonable amount of time.

I'm very open to making friends, but I'm also shy. If you send me a DM just saying "hi", I likely won't manage the courage to reply. Doesn't mean i hate you.

I do ask you to reblog and comment on my fics, but at the same time I'm here for the people with too much anxiety to do that every time. I get that, I go through that myself. It's okay if you can't manage it today. You can try again tomorrow.

Yes, I still write. But due to the world getting more difficult and complicated, it's rare that I have the energy to write. Hence my lack of new fics at a reasonable rate.

No, I have no objection to spam likers. Kinda confused that there's people out there that do object, but whatever. If anything, I'll be happy you're enjoying my posts/reblogs.

I do not write darkfic, but I'm also not a whiny purist that feels the need to police everyone else's writing like I issue the permits or whatever. You do you. If you're curious if I write this or that kink, go ahead and ask me. I won't be mad.

What fandoms I write for? Check my masterlist, anything #masterlist. If there's a fandom you're curious if I write for, go ahead and ask me.

"Can you tag this so I can block or follow it?" Yes I absolutely can. Please let me know what you'd like me to tag and I'll come up with something.

I do not support hate. Keep your slurs and shit off of my fucking page. I'm not the fucking permit office that tells people who's allowed to exist. If something I said or reblogged violates this, please let me know so I can apologize and rectify the situation.

I do not keep a taglist. I'm very forgetful and wasn't keeping the taglist up enough. I do update my masterlist as soon as I post something new. I am also on AO3, and with the exception of a couple early fics, everything i post goes on my AO3 (same username as here).

I am only on AO3 and here. Those are the only places I post my fics. I do not give you permission to post my stuff anywhere.

I do not reblog links to charities/gofundme/that kinda thing unless I personally know the person putting on the thing. If you tag me in anything or send me an ask, I'm assuming you're a bot or a scammer and blocking you.

I am anti-ai. Put my stuff in AI and you're getting blocked. I'm not here to validate your use of AI so if you send me an ask telling me why it's totally okay when you do it, you're getting blocked.

Fandom wank is an older term for drama. I'm not here for that. If your only purpose is to start shit in my inbox, you're getting blocked. I don't have the time or energy for that shit.

I write porn. I'm not anti fluff, but it's rare that I write it. Mostly porn. If that's not your cup of tea, perfectly fine but this probably isn't the place for you.

Minors please don't come here until you're of legal age. You could get me in serious legal trouble. That being said, I do not have the time or energy to monitor everyone that follows me. I trust you to know what is and isn't appropriate. That being said, if I get a notif (comment, ask, etc) that you're confessing that you're underage, you're getting blocked. Yes, I am over 18 years old myself. No, I'm not telling you how much over.

Yes, my queue tag is unusual. I'm unhinged. Ask me about it or whatever else is on your mind with a reasonable amount of courtesy, and I'll be happy to clarify for you. Screech hysterically in my notes or inbox, and you're getting blocked or ignored. I do not respond to hysterical screaming.

Did i block you and you're not sure why? The common reasons I block, that come to mind, are tag spamming (i know you're excited about the blorbo, but I wanna see what other people have to say about them, too), and hate. Come into my inbox and tell me why it's unethical to block and I'm blocking you. This is my blog, not yours, and I can do whati want.

[eptck]

you have to be kinder to people with memory issues.

you have to be kinder to people who are slow processors.

you have to be kinder to people who don't understand your jokes.

you have to be kinder to people who forget important dates.

you have to be kinder to people with cognitive decline.

you have to be kinder to people who were always this way, too.

you have to be kind. you have to be kind.

[sakana-no-yama]

[momoboyds]

Doin’ It for Themselves: twenty fantastic films about Black women breaking bad • Journal • A Letterboxd Magazine

With “good for her” cinema enjoying a veritable boom, Lyvie Scott pays tribute to twenty films where Black women get theirs—whether revenge,

[maskdoll]

fuck i’m trying to catch all these flies but they think my vinegar is stupid. i have honey also but that’s for me i can’t give them any of that

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

management trying to hire and retain employees

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[kuttenberg-gauntlets]

the 3 rules of enjoying Any fandom are 1. follow everyone who you find funny 2. block everyone who you find annoying 3. when you like someone's art tell them

[probuccalfat]

you people will make anybody a daddy dom it’s so scary

[redshift-13]

readtpa.com/p/the-threshold

[alinahdee]

So Parker Molloy is a horrible fucking person. This was her response to THIS comment, that acknowledges that Black Trans Women don't get the same amount of coverage when they are murdered:

Like how on earth am I supposed to read ALL OF THAT in response to "Black Trans women don't get the same treatment" and not look at this as anything other than a fragile white feminist having a meltdown because Intersectionality EXISTS.

[antinativefaves]

YOUR FAVE IS ANTI NATIVE: PARKER MOLLOY

After being called out for her white feminist meltdown she used her platform to start the harassment campaign against an Indigenous woman who was called everything from a sexpest, pedophile, rapist, TERF, and when none of those could stick, FINALLY called a Pretendian.

White queer/trans folks are capable of racism and Anti-Indigenous hate.

The fact that they already know to use "Pretendian" to silence an Indigenous woman shows how intentional their malice and racism was.

[the-aila-test]

If you want to know why I have been suspended on BSky for the past few weeks, this is why.

[spankerella]

@ goodgoodgoodco

[barkingbarghest]

One Wisconsin City Beat Back a Data Center. Now Residents Are Helping Others Do the Same.

When a secretive $1.6 billion data center proposal landed in Menomonie with almost no warning, residents had weeks to fight back. They won —

Residents had serious concerns about the project. While companies often win major tax breaks by promising jobs and economic stimulation, data centers bring few permanent jobs and can drain municipal water resources, drive up electric bills, rob cities of tax revenues, and cause damaging noise, light, and air pollution. Already, Wisconsin residents have seen some of these impacts at data center sites in Port Washington and Beaver Dam. Residents in Port Washington have complained about the disruption caused by around-the-clock construction at the new data center. Families near the construction in Beaver Dam have reported that their wells have run dry.

Although the Menomonie City Council voted to annex and rezone the land for the data center in early September [2025], pressure from local campaigners was so great that Mayor Randy Knaack announced at a Sept. 22 city council meeting that he had notified Balloonist that the city would not be moving forward with a development agreement. More good news came in January when the Menomonie City Council voted unanimously to place additional regulations on data center projects.

Menomonie City Council passes new definition for data center projects

This comes after the city experienced major push back from a proposed data center last year.

This new ordinance will reclassify data centers and other similar large businesses. Menomonie mayor Randy Knaack says it will allow the city to institute strict guidelines. He says it puts the city on an even playing field with big businesses. “The new zoning will have some perspective on certain issues. It might be water use, it could be height of the building, noise, electricity usage. Those kinds of parameters with the new zoning. So, the city of Menomonie will actually have a better opportunity to bargain, or make things better if things move forward,” said Knaack.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

let's put Scooby and the gang in a genuine horror movie situation, i wanna see what these freaks are truly capable of

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"didn't they already do this with—" no. put them in a slasher film. put them in a BLOODBATH. put this van full of weirdoes in a Texas Chainsaw Massacre scenario i have FAITH in them

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

THEY'D DO WELL IN SAW

[batneko]

okay I'm thinking about this

not Saw specifically but a slasher with a legit body count. Summer camp slashers are overplayed but I think it really works because it's the type of thing the Scooby gang WOULD get caught up in.

like some of the counselors didn't show up (got got) so the head counselor calls his younger cousin to see if him and his friends can fill in last minute. They show up and they're a bunch of nerds, one of them even has an anxiety dog, and they don't have a big role at first. It seems like the movie is setting them up as cannon fodder.

and then the deaths start and suddenly the nerds are locked the fuck in. The little one with the glasses actually fixed the phone line and is taking stock of all their supplies in case the vehicles go out. The counselor's cousin who seemed like a himbo has set up a perimeter and made makeshift alarms for all the doors and windows, knows all the entry points. The anxious one and his dog are keeping the mood up with the snacks and activities that were supposed to be for the kids, making sure nobody panics and starts making dumb decisions. Somebody tried to grab the redhead and she flipped him over and had him zip-tied before anybody noticed. Weren't they a D&D group or something? What is happening???

[lizardlicks]

Fuck the slasher movie just effectively becomes Home Alone but with Four Kevin McAllisters

Bro's fucked.

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

art by Daviddv1202

[dawen]

at one point the kid with the anxiety dog says, "man, why does this keep happening? this is, like, the eighth time thid year!"

it's barely June. abruptly all the normal councilors understand a) why he has an anxiety dog, and b) why the dog has anxiety too.

[everyday-cutephoto]

[ailithnight]

This is a worm? Or perhaps some sort of slug?

[marlynnofmany]

And it's gonna getcha

[cleo-fox]

Writing tips:

“You feel the bulge in his pants” - implies that you are feeling some guy’s penis, may be sexy depending on context

“You feel the bugle in his pants” - implies that this guy has a military horn in his pants, invites confusing questions like why does he have that and how big are his pockets

[maple-seed]

Both options convey that he's horny

[cleo-fox]

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

[theomnipotentfox]

If it's the snack chip he might just be corny.

[momoboyds]

white europeans love to pretend like the united states and europe aren’t two cheeks of the same ass

[hiimneptune]

Listen, nobody who's ever opened a history book says we didn't do that shit first. Pick an atrocity and chances are there was a time europeans did it on mass to someone for the sake of profit. The difference, is that we have for the most part put that behind us, while the US is just sinking deeper and deeper into it. We're not perfect, and we were a lot worse in the past. But it has been a while since we were the problem

[momoboyds]

so the racism, antiblackness, islamophobia, and hatred for immigrants just disappeared huh

[creatingblackcharacters]

"its been a while since we were the problem" someone Black was murdered by police violence in Ireland last month

[mamapostingdailysblog]

Cuddle with mama!!

[its-emimi]

Happy Pride month! 🌈

[teathattast]

Happy Pride!