#adrianablacksurvival

[blacksurvivalnostalgichanges]

Adriana:Trans fact! Today is the anniversary of the death of Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Abe Lincoln.

Mai:....why is that a trans fact? Am I allowed to ask that?

Silvia:Good fact!

Mai:That’s not a good fact, in my opinion!

Laura:Trans fact:Every day is trans tuesday.

Mai:That’s- that’s fine, but I don’t think that’s a very good fact to say, trans fact, Lee Harvey Oswald was assassinated-

Laura:You don’t support trans tuesday?

Mai:That’s not what I’m saying!

Laura:Are you transphobic?

Mai:I’m not transphobic, I’m not sure how we got to this conclusion!

Cathy:Trans fact! Colorblind people can’t hear green.

Mai:You’re just saying nonsense. You’re just- you’re not saying anything of any substance.

Adela:Trans fact, Abe Lincoln once pardoned a man for bestiality. The man was fucking a horse.

Mai:Please don’t share this sort of information to me. I don’t want to know.

Luke:Trans fact, Abraham Lincoln was trans, source:just trust me.

Camilo:I’m not american, why so many trans facts?

Mai:Why do- it’s not an american thing to believe in trans rights.

Adriana:Trans fact, go rob a bank.

(Mai puts her head in her hands.)

[blacksurvivalnostalgichanges]

Luke:(DMing a session) Alright, we’re got a wheel. So who thinks of something?

(He rolls a wheel on a website, landing on Eleven.)

Eleven:Meeee! I get to make the decision!

Luke:Eleven thinks of something!

Eleven:Let’s go get twinkies!

Nicky:That’s a good idea.

Eleven:We can deep-fry them in Adriana’s fire.

Adriana:I second that motion!

Luke:That’s the alternate universe solution.

Rozzi:We all go to a fair and get twinkies?

Luke:Yeah, they just forget this fight and go to the fair and the Big Bad doesn’t show up.

[blacksurvivalnostalgichanges]

Nathapon:What makes us human?

Arda:Use of fire led to the development of cooking led to dietary changes that enabled brain growth. This, plus the light and warmth provided by fire, allowed early hominids to spend time socializing around the hearth, encouraging the development of language and furthering our abilities to communicate, eventually leading to the unprecedented cooperation needed to create and organize human societies.

Nathapon:So it's a combination of food, language, friendliness and cooperation, all thanks to pyromaniacal tendencies and our very big heads?

Adriana:Told y'all arson is always the answer!~

[blacksurvivalnostalgichanges]

Mai:While I'm gone, Adriana, you're in charge.

Adriana:Yes!

Mai:(whispering) Cathy, you're secretly in charge.

Cathy:(whispering back) Of course.

[blacksurvivalnostalgichanges]

Nadja:What was the first thing Nathapon said to you that morning?

Adriana:He said “Where am I, Hyejin?”

Nadja:And why did that upset you?

Adriana:My name is Adriana!

[blacksurvivalnostalgichanges]

Nathapon:Adriana, stop!  This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!

Adriana:Well of course I have!

Adriana:Have you ever tried going mad without power? It's boring.

[blacksurvivalnostalgichanges]

Adriana:My knife’s covered in poison, you see~ The smallest cut could be fatal! It has quite the burn.

(She licks the knife.)

Adriana:....shouldn’t have licked it.

(She collapses.)

[blacksurvivalnostalgichanges]

Nathapon:Hey, Emma, could I ask you for romantic advice?

Emma:One moment~

(She leaves the room, and comes back with a wheel of fortune with only two options, saying “communicate” and “break up”.)

Nathapon:.....uh-huh. I think I got the message.

Adriana:Uh-huh indeed. But consider:

(She writes “kill him” in a sticky note and sticks it on the wheel.)

Adriana:Just to spice it up!