ATU!Cadogan/Adrien, Kevin/Nellie :*
Send me a ship and I’ll tell you:
ATU!Cadogan Thomas/Adrien Fitzgerald
Their ringtones for each other: If they had the technology, they would both independently come to The Troggs’ “Wild Thing” for each other. And then Adrien would gush for fifty years. Like tell their grandkids while Cadogan continues to die of embarrassment.
Their FB relationship status: Again, if they had the technology, both of them would say ‘In A Relationship’ but not who with (because Cadogan would be 90% on board with a certain level of being out, but not 100% and Adrien would literally never push it).
Whether they are addicted to couples selfies: Adrien. Even without the technology to support it. He would still do it.
Which of their friends is an over-joyed shipper that they are together: Sophie Berthier. Look at these idiots in love. LOOK AT THEM.
Who overshares intimate relationship details: Adrien, but only by Cadogan’s standards, which are a pretty low bar.
Who steals the other’s clothes: Adrien steals clothes. Cadogan steals ties and hats. They both steal each other’s coats.
Who’s the PDA fan: Both of them, in a really low-level low-key total-DL kind of way.
Who proposes: Adrien. It isn’t so much about marriage as it is ‘hey so I love you and I just want to promise that I’m 100% never ever leaving because you’re the whole world you ridiculous giant’ and also there is a ring involved yes okay shh totally not marriage shh just love him forever Cadogan.
Kevin Rowland/Nellie Henshaw
Their ringtones for each other: Kevin doesn’t do custom ringers, but Nellie’s for Kevin is Sleeping Beauty’s “Once Upon a Dream.”
Their FB relationship status: In a Relationship > Engaged > Married
Whether they are addicted to couples selfies: Nellie is. Kevin is a moderately good sport. And then a spoil sport.
Which of their friends is an over-joyed shipper that they are together: Nellie. It’s Nellie. I’m sorry, no one will ever ship anyone harder than Nellie does, least of all them.
Who overshares intimate relationship details: …Nellie. It’s just her all the way down.
Who steals the other’s clothes: Neither of them. Nellie thinks it’s romantic, but after once or twice notices that it actually seems to genuinely bother Kevin, so she stops. He loans her his jacket like all the time, though. So that’s a compromise?
Who’s the PDA fan: Amazingly, both of them. Nothing overtly sexual, just so. much. handholding. and. eyegazing. and. sighingdramatically.
Who proposes: Kevin. As is tradition.
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