#advanced shitposting

[spyglassrealms]

TIL that apparently planets orbiting black holes are called... wait for it... blanets. because scientists are deeply unserious people.

as it turns out, my internal meme culture has not progressed in a decade because to me a 🅱️lanet is the funniest thing ever:

[magictransgirl]

The Bible if it was peak (I haven't read it): in the beginning god created the earth, the heavens, and the world. John yaoi and Jane yuri were molded after the queer heaven god lived in. But then one devious morning, a small mischievous angel known as "straight steve" created straight people in his EVIL image.

[feluka]

EAT YOUR PINEAPPLE GELS JADE. YOU HAVE METEOR STORMS TO CAST

[yourfaveismakingmacandcheese]

Trans people are making fucking mac and cheese, and nobody can stop them!   

[kiwigallicorn]

So I have a question for Portal fans

So as you know at the end of portal one and portal two glados sings Still Alive and Want You Gone, respectively. That makes Glados an Android / electronic singer.

Is Glados, then, technically considered a vocaloid?

[cartoonscientist]

we have but the crudest understanding of spirits and their motivations. it is unclear what part of humanity resides within the brain and how much of it is stripped away by the harsh chemical rollercoaster of dying. why do they open so many doors? why do they set the fan to oscillate? is it so hard to turn off a light when you leave the room? why are there so many mashups on their workout playlists? how come a dog is upset?

[adaycalledx]

[funkmetalblues]