Picture this yeah? You picturing? You’re lost and scared in this big castle see. Every room a new puzzle, every hall stalked by the undead. Pretty spooky? You met the owner of the castle. She seemed nice but golly what has she been eating cause she’s taller than a stack of flap jacks and built like a prized show horse. Real working gal! And her daughters? Oh brother you can see what side of the family they take after. So you’re spooked right? Running for your life. Who KNOWS what they’ll do. Suddenly you’re caught, full sprint. You see an escape root. A cracked door “I’ve got it, bingo I’m home free!”. You bolt through and BLAMMO! Madame Eggo had just gone through the door and you went face first into her can! It’s like you got in head on collision and your air bag activated only there’s no back seat, you’re on your tuckus 10 feet away, and you’re real embarrassed. Rough place to be but thems the breaks, kid!
Where can I read this light novel?
