Pitch documents for the film script I just read: “this is a slasher flick like no other. Breaks all the tropes. It’s for female slasher flick fans! Our protagonist is even female!”
Me: Oh cool. I look forward to reading this.
Script: **has two protagonists, a heterosexual couple**
Script: **hits every single slasher trope known to fucking man**
Script: **features several women, all of whom fight over the boys in the story and who are defined by the boy they are sexually involved with**
Script: **has a token gay couple who both die**
Script: **features one of the "good guys" (a girl, btw) calling the main girl a "c*nt" as a derogatory term**
Script: *is actually just a generally fucking bad script that physically hurt to read**
Me: ....
Me: ......
Me: !!!!!!!!!!
Me: What the actual fuck? How could any woman think this is for other women?!?!?!
Me: **Looks and sees that the script was written by two men**
Me: **human equivalent of the side-eye emoji**