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I'm probably horribly late for all of these.

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AND ROUND TWO, BECAUSE I HATE MYSELF AND EVERYONE ENOUGH TO LET THINGS PILE UP LIKE THIS.

SIGH. YES, HI, HEY, HELLO ASSHOLE! IT SEEMS YOU'VE STUMBLED ONTO MY PERSONAL WASTE OF CYBERNETIC SPACE. AREN'T YOU UNFORTUNATE. WHAT SHOULD YOU EXPECT? WELL, NOT MUCH TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST. INCESSANT SHOUTY BITCHING POSTS. DISAPPOINTMENT GALORE. FAILURE ON A COLOSSAL SCALE. ALL THAT STUFF. I THINK YOU GET THE GIST OF IT.

HOWEVER MUCH IT SEEMS LIKE I AM, THOUGH, I AM NOT "JUST ANOTHER KARKAT." I MEAN, I AM, BUT I'M STILL A WHOLE FUCKING DIFFERENT PERSON FROM LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE OTHER KARKAT. DON'T COMPARTMENTALIZE ME WITH THEM ANY MORE THAN IS NECESSARY, I SURE AS SHIT DON'T APPRECIATE IT AND IT'S GOING TO MAKE A VERBAL MESS OF THE PLACE WITH ME SCALDING YOU FOR BEING SO FUCKING PRETENTIOUS AND DELIBERATELY ANNOYING. SO CAN YOU JUST NOT, BECAUSE THAT'D BE GREAT.

IF YOU HAVEN'T CAUGHT ON TO THIS ELUSIVE LITTLE NUGGET OF INFORMATION YET, I'LL TELL YOU STRAIGHT UP RIGHT NOW; MY NAME IS KARKAT VANTAS. KARKAT VANTAS. THIS IS THE NAME THAT YOU WILL USE BECAUSE IT IS WHAT I AM CALLED. NOT "NUBS," NOT "CUTIE," NOT "SHOUTSTACK," NOT ANY OF THAT FUCKING PET NAME BULLSHIT. KARKAT. KARKAT. DON'T TRY TOO HARD TO CONTEMPLATE THAT BECAUSE HONESTLY IT IS NOT THAT HARD.

NOW THAT ALL THAT'S OUT OF THE WAY, WHO ARE -YOU?-

#crabvoyance #tierofhopelessness #tangerineguide #adventuringafterwards #ANNNND WHOEVER I MIGHT'VE MISSED. BECAUSE THAT HAPPENS SOMETIMES.#greeting