5. The time Swaggy missed a three but thought it was going on and started to celebrate anyway aka the 2013-2014 Lakers in a nutshell
http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/nick-young-three-pointer.gif?w=650
4. Swaggy's missed 360 degree layup (he tries to do this...often, apparently. He actually made it in one game after this and it was dope but still, there's poetry in the miss.
http://youtu.be/fjNpPUm3_ps
3. Carlos Boozer having a goddamn meltdown in the media over getting benched even though he's FUCKING TERRIBLE and I hate this goddamn team why are you making me do this.
2. A LEGIT ONE - Lakers had a good draft this year. I honestly love Julius Randle and his game and think he's going to be a star in a few years and getting him was worth last season being terrible... EVEN THOUGH HE'S OUT FOR THE GODDAMN SEASON BECAUSE HE BROKE HIS LEG IN HIS FIRST PROFESSIONAL BASKETBALL GAME AND I HATE THIS GODDAMN SEASON WHY ARE YOU DOING TO ME.
1. "These motherfuckers ain't doing shit for me" Kobe ain't lying
https://vine.co/v/O6hOL2IE3Zd