[art by @neonjawbone!]
If you took all the best metaphorical traits of a shark, a weasel, and a pit bull, rolled 'em together, and put the resulting abomination through the best law school in the country, you'd have something that would probably still lose an argument to Giuliana "Jules" Guzzo, Esq.
A one-time real estate specialist who's since branched out into criminal defense law, securities law, and anything else the boss needs from her, Guzzo is as versatile as she is formidable. The fact that her business connections aren't all entirely on the up-and-up is an open secret in the courthouse halls and at family gatherings. Less well-known is the fact that she primarily works for vampires.
As a ghoul for a branch of the Giovanni family working in NYC, Jules enjoys some unusual job perks. Like sorta-cursed semi-immortality, remarkably thorough dental insurance, and, ahem, the opportunity to work in a thrilling and fast-paced environment with a dynamic and goal-oriented organization! Just... don't ask about the opportunities for advancement. Or the work-life balance.
When not at work, she likes home cooking, poker, and spending time with her crusty little white dog, Principessa (pictured). She's single and loves to have fun, but she isn't looking for anything serious. Don't even bother if you're not okay with waking up to find Principessa staring at you from across the room with her beady little eyes.