Jun 30, 2018
Roxy: Dirk would throw himself in front of a moving car for you.
Jake: Dirk would throw himself in front of a moving car for entertainment.
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Roxy: Dirk would throw himself in front of a moving car for you.
Jake: Dirk would throw himself in front of a moving car for entertainment.
Rose: What if homophobia was an actual fear of the LGBT community?
Kanaya, a homosexual: If You Don't Send Me Your Best Car Then I Will Kiss This Woman Right In Front Of Your House
Dave, a bisexual: if you dont take down this construction i will publicly walk around holding your daughters hand while also holding your sons hand
John, an asexual: fear me. i'm a god.
Karkat, a pansexual: NOBODY IS SAFE. LOCK YOUR HOUSE, YOUR CAR, AND YOUR SCHOOL. I'M COMING.
Tavros, laughing and sobbing uncontrollably: gUYS, iT'S 3 IN THE MORNING!
Vriska: If you 8ite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it 8ites you and you die, it's venemous.
Tavros: wHAT IF IT BITES ME AND IT DIES?
Vriska: Then you're poisonous, Jesus, learn to fucking read, Tavros.
Dave: what if it bites itself and i die
Kanaya: That's Voodoo.
Karkat: WHAT IF IT BITES ME AND SOMEONE ELSE DIES?
Kankri: That's c9rrelati9n, n9t causati9n.
Jade: what if we bite each other and neither of us die?
Gamzee: ThAt's KiNkY.
Vriska: Oh my God.
Dave: hey dirk, whats this?
Dirk: It's my to-do list.
Dave: thank god youre finally becoming more responsi-
Dave:
Dave: this just says 'jake'
Dave: hey man thanks for everything, you really came through for me
Karkat: NO PROBLEM.
Dave and Karkat: *hug*
Meulin, whispering into her earpiece: Kiss him.
Karkat, whispering into his own earpiece: What?
Meulin: Bitch did I fucking s t u t t e r?
(this is the shittiest thing i've ever submitted txt it)
Jade, lying face down on the floor: life is meaningless.
Rose: Well, I knew that. Care to elaborate?
Jade: we're out of Oreos.
Rose: ...For the love of God, Jade.
Dave: *can't find Karkat in a crowded area*
Dave: okay so were doing this
Dave, yelling at the top of his lungs: DAVE STRIDER IS HETEROSEXUAL!
Karkat, from three miles away: BULLSHIT! I'VE GOT THE MESSAGES TO PROVE IT!
Dave: found him
Dave: ive done a lot of dumb shit
Jade: i've witnessed the dumb shit.
Rose: I've recorded the dumb shit.
John: i joined you in the dumb shit.
Karkat: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB SHIT!
(i fuckin hate everything about this adhlfjhai)
(it's a mood)
-mod ratmom