#aeskirk

[azertyjf]

Skirk: Have at thee!

Aether: Okay. *cuts off Skirk's arms* I win.

Skirk: Not yet, you haven't.

Aether: I literally cut your arm off.

Skirk: 'Tis but a scratch.

Aether: A scratch?! You know what, here. *cuts off Skirk's legs*

Aether: My training's finished.

Skirk: We don't stop until I say so.

Aether: What are you talking about?! You're literally limbless!

Skirk: Just a flesh wound.