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Tartaglia: Attending the tea parties are cool, but I genuinely don't get it when Sandrone says I lack etiquette.
Arlecchino: Please, it's not hard to see why. You should look inwards to better yourself.
Tartaglia: You can't seriously be insinuating I've got bad table manners when we know how a certain someone acts.
Arlecchino: ... Look, Sandrone's got favorites, what am I supposed to do?
*meanwhile, at the tea party*
Sandrone: Want some more, Columbina?
Columbina:
Columbina: Sandrone plays piano so beautifully... It makes me wonder what kind of music she personally listens to in her free time.
Arlecchino: ... I think it's in your best interest to not listen to what she listens.
Columbina: Wh-why not?
Tartaglia: How do I put it... I don't think kuuvakhi resonates with it as good as you hope.
*meanwhile, at the Easybreeze Resort*
Sandrone: I've got a ticket for DJ Xilonen's VIP section. Please take me there.
Columbina: So this is Liyue... It's so bright.
Sandrone: That's just how it is... Ah- our food's arrived.
Xiangling: Order up! An order of spring chicken, vegetable dumplings, and shrimp-fried rice!
Columbina: ... Huh... you mean, a shrimp fried this rice?
Sandrone: You've gotta be kidding me.
Cyno: I too, am in this Tumblr post.
Columbina: So this is Liyue... It's so bright.
Sandrone: That's just how it is... Ah- our food's arrived.
Xiangling: Order up! An order of spring chicken, vegetable dumplings, and shrimp-fried rice!
Columbina: ... Huh... you mean, a shrimp fried this rice?
Sandrone: You've gotta be kidding me.
Cyno: I too, am in this Tumblr post.
Columbina: Are you sure you don't want anything specific for later's tea party?
Sandrone: For the last time, no, you dolt. I'm not some princess in need of gifts.
Columbina: Very well, but I disagree with that 'princess' part.
Sandrone: What are you talking about?
Columbina: Am I mistaken? After all, the Traveler and Paimon did tell me you went by that moniker in the past.
Sandrone: I am going to fucking immolate those two scumbags.
Sandrone: Let me get this straight: you want me to hire you to man the front desk just so you can have a place to stay and watch a premiere of a movie?
Citlali: ... Pretty much.
Sandrone: You're hired.
Paimon: You badly need a recruitment manager.
Lumine: ... Seriously, where is he?
Paimon: Hmph! The nerve of him to interrupt lunch time only to not show up! Do you think he's ducking you after asking to spar with you?
Lohen:
Columbina: I must say, you're looking very young today, Doctor.
Dottore: You know very well, that I do not take that as a compliment.
*later in Nod-Krai*
Columbina: ... Did you really hold that much of a grudge over a simple comment?
Dottore: Shut up and give me your Moon Marrow, woman.
Varka: Ah! It's great to be back in Mondstadt! But where the heck's the celebrations?
Jean: Oh, Grandmaster. You're back.
Varka: "You're back"? I don't wanna toot my own horn here, but where's the fanfare?
Kaeya: Sorry my friend, we haven't had time to work on your grand return, we have an esteemed guest after all.
Varka: ... Who?
March 7th: Hey there!
Jean: ...
Kaeya: ...
Varka: ... A'ight fair enough.
Varka: Ow- Ow! Hey! Jean, give me a break!
Jean: This is 'your' task, Grand Master. It's your duty.
Varka: Come on, can't I just give these to Lohen? Hey, Lohen, help me out here will you?
Lohen:
Zibai: Rex Lapis, I have a fun teaser for you. What's heavier? A kilogram of jade, or a kilogram of tea leaves?
Zhongli: None... They're both a kilogram.
Zibai: ... but... no... It's the kilogram of jade, because it's heavier than tea leaves.
Zhongli: ... I know. But they're both a kilogram.
Zibai: ... what?
Paimon: For a mathematician, your brain is really smooth right now, huh?
Aino: Good news, guys! Turns out the bread we've been teleporting eating isn't riddled with mold!
Ineffa: It appears to be a new organic kuuvahki that only inhabits wheat products and gets more sentient with every teleportation.
Aino: Which means we're clear! So long as nobody keeps teleporting bread.
Columbina: Question.
Aino: What is it, Kuutar?
Columbina: I teleported bread.
Aino: ... How. Much.
Columbina: I've done nothing but teleport bread for three days.
Lauma: Lady Kuutar! Why is there a mutated Mandragora at the shrine?!
Sandrone: ... I miss Rosalyne.
Arlecchino: ... I miss her too.
Columbina: Come now, let's not dampen the mood, she would've loved the three of us reconvening for tea with a new friend, wouldn't you agree, Traveler?
Traveler:
Dottore: Ha! Nothing will stop me from godhood! Your precious Kuutar is NOTHING!
Sandrone, for some fucking reason:
Jahoda: Ugh! You stupid metalhead! Stop making me look bad in front of Boss Nefer!
Ineffa: My instructions are to scold you if you perform an action unbecoming of the Curatorium.
Jahoda: Oh, go fuck yourself!
Ineffa: Command denied. My programming does not allow me to perform autoeroticism. However, you are capable of perform the act with me.
Jahoda: Wh-Wh-Whoa!!! Hold- HUH?!
Sandrone: Columbina, how dare you interrupt my aura-farming! Don't you dare forget they're is a bounty on you're head!
Columbina: There* and your*, Sandrone. Aren't you supposed to know this sort of thing?
Sandrone: I am going to strangle you.
DEKUJIROU AWAKEN. I BRING SUSTENANCE.