Guilty or Innocent: Belruru Miret-njer
Answering IC for the ultra-serious bun. Not sure she got the concept...
Asked someone to marry you? “...No.”
Kissed one of your friends? “I’ve never kissed anyone.”
Danced on a table in a bar/tavern? “Do I look like a lush?”
Ever told a lie? “...Yes.”
Had feelings for someone you can’t have? “I’m not that foolish.”
Ever kissed someone of the same sex? “Outside of familial kisses, no.”
Kissed a picture? “Why would I do that.”
Slept until 5pm? “No.”
Worked at a fast-food chain/restaurant? “I’m an adventurer by trade. Before that? I lived in the wood. We didn’t have restaurants.”
Stolen something? “Don’t insult me.”
Been fired from a job? “No.”
Done something you regret? “Hasn’t everyone?”
Laughed until something you were drinking came out of your nose? “My father insists he has done this to my mother. I’ve never heard him say anything particularly funny.”
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? “I’ve never seen snow.”
Sat on a rooftop? “Often when I was a kit. Less now that I’m older.”
Kissed someone you shouldn’t have? “I already told you; I’ve never kissed anyone or been kissed.”
Sang in the shower? ”I prefer not to waste time when I bathe.”
Been pushed into a body of water with all your clothes on? “Not by anyone who wanted to live.”
Shaved your head? “I’ve never seen a bald Viera and I don’t intend to be the first.”
Made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? “I have never been in a relationship, so no.”
Shot a gun? ”No.”
Still love someone you shouldn’t? “What part of ‘I’m not foolish’ did you miss?”
Have/had a tattoo? “Look at my face and ask me that again.”
Liked someone, but will never tell who? “Ugh.”
Been too honest? “... I’ve been told I should be more tactful. I suppose that means I am too honest.”
Ruined a surprise? “My father tries to surprise me every year on the day I was born. He hasn’t succeeded yet, so yes.”
Been told that you’re beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said? “How would I know what someone else is thinking?”
Stalked someone? “Only the cruel, and only to enact justice.”
Thoughts about murder? “I’m choosing not to answer that.”
How about mass murder? “Are you touched in the head?”
Cheated on someone? “If you insult me again, I’ll break you in half.”
Gotten so angry that you cried? “Crying solves nothing.”
Tried to stay away from someone for their own good? “No.”
Thoughts about suicide? “Never.”
Had a girlfriend/boyfriend? “Do you listen when people speak to you?”
Gotten totally drunk during a holiday? “... I’m going back to the inn.”
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