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Headcanon: Most, if not all animals have a natural inclination to like Luca. For some, inexplicable reason they just love him, dogs, cats, even wild animals like squirrels and birds all seem to really like Luca, and for some reason I could see Luca as less likely to be attacked by a bear or wolves or something if he were out in the wild. If there’s animals in an enclosure or zoo they all come up to the glass and try to sniff at him/look at him and stuff.

Oh also Luca naturally attracts butterflies in the springtime, like, not hordes of them, but they seem to come near him a lot.

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Headcanon: Luca is so sentimental about things he owns/is given he will literally accept joke/gag gifts and treat them like they’re things he deserves. He will wear stupid sweaters. He’ll play with girl toys, he’ll gladly accept socks or books as presents because he feels too bad about not accepting them. This is especially the case for toys and books, he has this.. weird outlook where he treats his toys with the same respect as living things.

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I imagine Luca’s family doesn’t really celebrate thanksgiving, Hell he barely celebrates Christmas. It pisses Alex off so much.

Luca wouldn’t really eat much at a thanksgiving dinner anyway, probably just a slice of Turkey and mashed potatoes or smth.

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Real talk, Luca could not hold his own in a fight. Like, if someone wanted to beat him to a pulp without any prompt and leave him there or beat him to death; they could. He’s more used to weathering blows and just waiting for things like that to end than actually hitting back. He’d try to struggle against whoever it was if things got serious, but if the person had full intent of killing him, Luca’s not determined or strong enough to hold them back without help or without some serious luck.

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Headcanon: Luca has a Dog Friend. One of his neighbors has a big dog (an English Mastiff if you wanna get into specifics) who’s chained up outside sometimes and when Luca comes home from school he goes over there and lays with her. 

At first he was really scared of her because she’s a big dog but he warmed up to her after a while.

She also really doesn’t like Luca’s Mom. She can deal with Alex and Purple Guy fine, but not Luca’s Mom.

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Luca's Guide to Living a Perfectly Healthy Lifestyle!

1. Wake up at 6 o' Clock sharp every morning

2. Go to School

3. Pay attention and don't let yourself fall asleep

4. Come home, smile for Mom and Dad!

5. Don't let the crippling fear of death set in.

6̡͚. ̴̗̲ḌO͏̹N̮̻͚'͙̞̝͓̱̝̹T͓͍̼̥̗̯ͅ ̟͇̫̲̯ͅL͓E̺̪͔̘̠̞ͅT̙͔̭̬̲ ҉̱̮̪̞Ḭ̯̥̭̀T̛ ̘̹̮̩̪ͅS̬̘E͖̤̗ͅT͍͙͚̖͚ ͔̥̲Į̻̳̤N̸̥̭̙̳.͟

7. Go to bed

8. Repeat

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I have no idea who would voice Psychic Friend Fredbear, but the voice actor better have voiced a Care Bear at least once in their lifetime.

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Headcanon: Sometimes, when you flash one of the animatronics with the flashlight, you won’t see Freddy, Bonnie, Chica, Foxy or Golden Freddy there, but instead you’ll see one of the missing children’s ghosts there. This is easily missed in the mind of frantic security guards, but it most noticeable when Golden Freddy is replaced because he’s so close and he makes his head hallucination thing.