“ Go Team ! ” [Sheba + Solomon]
[ Cheerleader Meme - Go Team! Open! ]
“No no no, it’s far too ridiculous!” The caster spoke aloud to no one, ears flattening against her head in dismay… No matter how she tried, she simply could not see what was so flattering about this outfit. Even though it showed off less skin than she was used to…something about the frilly pom-poms and the too-short skirt was just way too embarrassing!
Maybe she should get a refund…? This had cost her a pretty penny “Mouu…Is this really no good? though that shady purple-haired woman had said it was ‘guaranteed’ to attract the man of your dreams…” could it all be a lie?
“That’s right, Caster~~ This outfit is 100% guaranteed to catch the eye of that special someone. Hmm,~? You don’t believe [redacted]-chan? I guess you’ll never find that true love, so sad~! OHo? You changed your mind? You want it? Ehehehe, as expected of The Queen of Sheba, you really know a good deal… 2.5 million QP, please~!”
“Awaaaah!! It’s really no good after all, isn’t it! I should just get changed before someone sees me, Uuuuu…” She lamented buying this ‘Super Heartstopper Cheerleader Mystic Code’ in the end. And so she decided to take it off…that was, of course, until the familiar sound of the door opening was heard.
Everything slowed down.
Light blue eyes widened in horror, mouth opening wide in a stifled gasp. Ears stood upright as her hands came to her face as if imitating that one famous painting. Yes, these actions were the culmination of her feelings- that heavy feeling of dread and horror at who had walked in.
The! Worst! Possible! Result!
“S-Solomon-!! This! This is!! I’m!! It is…surely not!! What I mean is…!!” She managed to utter out, shaking her head from side to side as if trying to tell the very universe ‘No, this can’t be happening!’ - but alas, it was. In a striking display of improvisation and mental strength, Sheba decided that since she had this outfit…may as well ‘own’ it.
Taking a deep breath, she tilted her head to the side, staring at Solomon with half-lidded eyes. A small pout came to her face as she pressed a finger to her lips. She then leaned forward just a little, wrapping her free arm around her chest to press her boobs up just a little…
“W-well…~? How is it? Am I to your tastes, Solomon~?” She said with a purr, winking slowly as she spoke. “.. You…you’re free to…” She cleared her throat before leaning down, even more, bending over and touching her foot with one hand- before slowly sliding said hand up her leg in a teasing fashion, ending with it against her thigh. “…take a taste, if you’d like…~?”
Internally, Sheba was screaming at herself… ‘WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING??! WHAT ?!? AAAAAA~~????’ Yes, this is the TRUE power of the ‘Super Heartstopper Mystic Code’ she bought! It allows even the most inept of flirters to act super sexy by simply hacking into their neural pathways and acting for them! Buy now for only 2.5 million QP!