Hiii i LOVEEEE your works- like words can’t even describe itt.
Don’t have anything to read left of yours 😭 so I was wondering if you had any Landoscar fanfics recommendationsss?
Aaaah thank you so much 😭😭 I'm so grateful that you guys enjoy the bullshit I spew on the pages, I can't tell how much it means to see the positive reactions of people.
Production is slow because I've decided to take up juggling like a court jester so I'm working on, like, 5 different fics at the same time 🥹🥹 BUT!! If you enjoy darker fics then the one me and my friend @adventuringblind have cooked up is going to be updated weekly :33
On that note, let's get to the recommendations.
My current obsessions:
the high grounds by @cretaceos - Beautiful medieval AU with some omegaverse sprinkled on top, and it continues to inspire me. I love the worldbuilding, I love the vibe, I love the yearning.
small wonder by @monacobby - Size kink landoscar but it's the other way from how you'd expect. I'm so obsessed with the concept it's not even funny 😵💫😵💫
Look at you? Look at me! by @adventuringblind - I love everything by Ren, and if you like my fics I feel like you're going to love theirs too! This specific one is the reverse twist of their sex worker Lando/secret freak F1 driver Oscar AU and it's full of really sweet kinky dynamics.
My all time favourites:
Like I said, anything by @adventuringblind but especially Oh, You Love Me like a Fawn (a Cum Shot to the Face of God) - If you like knife kinks, d/s dynamics and PAIN you'll love this 🥹 it made me ugly sob multiple times, I connect to this fic on a very personal level
And also anything by @palimpsezt but especially off the record - Guys it's pure porn and it's so delicious and so well written, you cannot convince me this didn't happen. The characterisation of the boys is absolutely perfect (imp the king of characterisation)
Wither and Bloom by my wonderful friend @f1watch who has just recently started writing, but you would not be able to tell from her writing style. Like??? Hello???? If you want to experience the beauty of a renaissance painting in words, give this one a go
Drastic Measures by @strwbrrymchii - One of the best omegaverse fics I've ever read, the dynamic between these two will kill me. Service top Oscar SAVE MEEEE
la plus belle des malédictions by @jesterlavorrre - The forced fem in this fic made my brain melt. I'm not joking.
STR8 Aussie Guy Gets WRECKED by Hung British Twink, FIRST TIME by @oztri - I mean do you need a more iconic title?? The tension of it, the heat of it, oh my god don't even get me started on Oscar's bottom eyes!!!
The Cacao and Cocaine series by @alise-corli666 - Drugged sex, so it's a heavy subject but once again, BRAIN MELTED 😵💫😵💫
you love me (but you don't know it yet) by @nyoomfruits - I know I know, throwing this in with my smutty recs is insane, but it's PHENOMENAL oh my god I love the fake dating trope
Max Fewtrell recs:
Pretty Standard Procedure by nasobem - This fic is so iconic I was sending every line to my friend like OH MY GOD THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER READ. I love boys being disgusting and depraved and weird so this hit a very specific sweet spot
god knows you need it by @albonsnorris - The YEARNING the TENSION the SEX the LOVE!!! Pianortrell all the way!!
An idea, Morell catches another one of the monsters about to eat his prized caught human, you said he's a pretty amicable guy to the other monsters but I feel like this might be something that pissed him off.
[Good ask. Sorry for the wait, I got carried away with it. Full reference for Vinnel probably in a week or two.]
(Minors dni)
TW: Violence, descriptions of inhuman body horror, yandere monsters, mentions of human consumption.
Morell will be honest here.
He's always been proud of the way he handles himself professionally. The mushroom monster is wholly passionate about his job, taking the satisfaction of his customers extremely seriously and never slacking off during work hours. He's good at what he does and no one can deny it!
Furthermore, Morell wouldn't call himself a natural with people, but many at The Clergy have been charmed into lively conversations with him. Maybe because he's a good listener, he's been told by certain chatty clientele that he exudes a sort of comforting aura. Whatever that's supposed to mean. Truly, he understands he's mellow most of the time, and maybe some folk think he's good looking, but the shroom didn't think those qualities would get him this far in his professional career.
He's working for The Clergy! Perhaps the most infamous monster establishment out there! Who cares about the reputation when the pay is so very appetizing? Who cares about any of that when he finally has the chance to work with his favorite ingredient-
Humans.
The best meat there is. The softest cuts, and so versatile too- Most people aren't even aware of how many different ways a human can be prepared! Which is a shame, this should be common knowledge available to everyone. After all, there's such a large market for human dishes out there, it certainly draws a very wealthy crowd to the establishment- And keeps Morell busy all the time. Sometimes he has to talk to Patches and order bobbles to come help him out in the kitchen. The little creatures are clumsy but they can be trained into decent workers.
The large mushroom monster hums as his thoughts drift to his best catch yet. His piglet. The best human out there, he's sure of it. Somehow, someway, the universe decided to reward Morell by handing him quite possibly the most succulent little porkchop out there. The monster knew, since day one, that he could not cook that human. Not yet anyway. Not ever really. He's not usually this… Stingy about a good catch, but Morell knows his chances of finding one like you again are next to null. Butchering you so hastily would be a complete waste!
No no, you have to be savored.
Morell can't get enough of your plush thighs around his fat cock. You can't take him yet, but you will soon, he's been training you for that. You take veggies like a champ, and truly, your come just makes them taste better. Morell's dick jumps in his pants as he recalls the image of you squealing on his fingers while he gagged you with a cucumber. Pretty pretty piggy, you've been distracting him too much with your cute trembling lips. Morell wonders how he can make you scream today after he's done-
" AAAAH NO NO NO- MOREELLL!! "
Well, that's definitely not the type of scream he's looking for right now.
The shroom's cleaver slams down on the cutting board with thunderous strength, nearly splitting his thumb in two. It'd take months to fully grow that back. The monster quickly attempts to yank it off, but the blade appears to be firmly lodged into the wood, splintering it even. He knows he should have gotten the metal one for this cut…
Racing out of the main kitchen area, Morell pushes bobbles out of the way indiscriminately as he races for the warehouse, seeing red. Who would ever dare enter his warehouse without explicit permission? Laying eyes upon his piglet without supervision is an infraction punishable by swift death and whatever sad excuse of a monster thought they could touch her without consequences won't know real pain until they meet the chef.
The large red doors burst open and he sprints to the far corner, where his piglet should be peacefully resting, chained against the wall. Instead, the shroom gets a sight that makes his blood boil hard enough to steam.
Of course it'd be him.
Vinnel.
The thin and tall jester has you corralled against the very corner of the room like a frightened hare, eyes bulging with tears while the sadistic monster wiggles its suit-clad fingers at you like a greedy parasite, his other comparatively massive hand right at your neck. He cackles at your despair, a wet and murky sound as if his throat were filled with expectorant. It tapers off to a lustful, hungry gurgle as he very carefully tips the bottom of his gleeful mask up.
Morell has never seen you look so horrified before. You're so focused in terror that you don't even register his presence. To be fair, he never actually saw what lies beneath the peculiar monster's full-body suit and perpetual mask, he just knows it's not right. Part of Morell is jealous that you never made that horrified face for him, the rational one is screaming at him to do something. The moment Vinnel starts bringing his now bare face closer to yours and something black drips onto your bare thighs is when the chef springs to action.
Vinnel's head darts his way, but he's not fast enough to escape, a strong palm compresses the jester's strangely malleable chest to the adjacent wall. The flesh, if he can even call it that, encompasses his hand through the suit. Morell grimaces at the sensation, but it's the sight of Vinnel's face that really catches him off guard. Pitch fucking black. Like his. But sickly. Filled with strange tar-like growths that protrude and drip down his chin, sullying the suit. More and more of it cascades at faster rates, as if the monster is liquifying right in front of him. In that vastly featureless void are two swollen black pupils and a row of horrid misaligned grayish teeth. No doubt what he was going to use to harm Morell's piglet with. Good heavens, Morell knew there was something physically wrong with Vinnel but this… This is awful.
" AhahahAHAHA- " The thing shakes with laughter, voice cracking. " Come now Mori, this one has to squeal too! It's not fair to the other ones, is- "
The shroom knew just what to do to get the obnoxious bastard to quit yapping.
Cruelly, he jabs his free hand onto Vinnel's face, minutely testing the material before viciously stabbing his digits into the monster's rotten slime, quite literally inside his head. The reaction is instant. The jester fails wildly and shrieks like a burning banshee, more ink-colored splotches being splattered across the room. It gasps and wails, a level of agony Morell most likely can't understand, nor does he care to.
" Didn' I tell folk like ya to stay off my kitchen a long time ago? " The chef snarls, grabbing a piece of semi-consistent slime and twisting it off Vinnel's face. It stretches outwards, dragging the jester's broken teeth along. Vinnel quakes and leaks more darkness onto the floor, weakly convulsing in Morell's grasp. One gloved hand attempts to claw at the wrist crushing him to the cold wall, but it merely poises there uselessly. " The nerve ya bastards got, for real. "
Finally, after the jester appears to be nodding off, Morell stops compressing its chest and throws him to the floor. The monster immediately crawls unnaturally across the floor, hands clutching defensively at its leaking face while he quickly fetches the discarded mask and slots it into place. Morell watches with ice-cold hatred in his eyes. The only reason the entertainer isn't dead on the floor by now is because he really doesn't want to stoke the flames of his manager's wrath. The shroom only speaks up again when the other has messily picked itself off the ground.
"Watch yerself. I hear ya jingling around these parts again and I won' be so hospitable. "
Vinnel's porcelain complexion shifts to a venomous leer. He'll taunt anyone even within an inch of his life, it seems. " Aye, harhk- Captain… " He spares one last look at the human behind Morell, coughs grossly again, and trudges off, lacking the energy to float as he usually does, leaving trails of black someone will have to clean.
Morell sighs, knowing he's just lost precious working time on something so utterly frivolous. It's not the first time the jester has tried to mess with his floor, but he was never bold enough to apparently try to eat Morell's prized piggy. Morell never had to get violent… But he couldn't help it, he didn't even think right. Of course the jester would try to terrify his human or take a chunk off them, his whole role in The Clergy is to be an entertaining sadist! And yet, all the chef could see was his frightened little piglet in danger, crying for him. For help.
You called him for help. Because you would rather be with Morell than anyone else in this hellhole, right? Such a sweet little thing you are, smart enough to know the shroom monster won't let anyone lay a finger on you. Still, with the bad blood he just created between himself and the entertainer that will no doubt tattle to Admin, he needs to have you under constant watch for these next couple of days.
Morell sighs, brushing at his smock, then turns back around to you with an easy-going smile.
" Say piggy, ya wanna help out in the kitchen? It might stretch 'em legs. " The ones he tied together by the ankles.
You sniffle in place, still horrified by what you've just witnessed. It's a pity really, he'll have to treat you to something nicer when his shift is over. Morell watches a myriad of expression flash through your pretty face before you nod quietly.
" Th-... Are the bobbles there? " The sound of your hesitant murmur calms him down further.
Right, the little buggers you like so much. " Yup. Turnip's been askin' for ya. "
Part of the reason Mob and Reign's weird mentor/student relationship works as well as it does is the combination of Mob being autistic and not getting social cues but getting very good at genuine expressions of his feelings and Reigen constantly faking his way through social interactions as like a career choice. He's hyper aware of social cues and rules of conversations to an extent that most people aren't bc he needs to be to (somewhat) successfully pull off his con. He's also very perceptive, like he's dumb sometimes but overall he's pretty good at reading people in situations he's familiar with. And in the ones he's not Mob's often the one who covers for him which is why I love their dynamic so much! When they go to the Honeido tunnel and later when Reigen fucks up his bluff in the first confrontation w claw, Mob's observational skills and frankly impressive ability to balance using his powers to protect Reigen and not totally blowing his cover as a fake psychic are what get them out of it. What's great about the second one is that they work together to accomplish it, it's the combination of both Mob's powers and Reigen's argumentative skills that allow them to defeat the 7th division. Reigen still follows his original (failed) plan of stunning them with a physical attack and then talking them down, it just works better the second time with the boost from Mob's psychic powers (and Shou taking out the division leader lmao). They both very literally couldn't have done it alone and yeah idk where I was going with this but what I'm saying is that autistic kids having people who care about them and want to protect them and still see their strengths makes me happy
“No no no, it’s far too ridiculous!” The caster spoke aloud to no one, ears flattening against her head in dismay… No matter how she tried, she simply could not see what was so flattering about this outfit. Even though it showed off less skin than she was used to…something about the frilly pom-poms and the too-short skirt was just way too embarrassing!
Maybe she should get a refund…? This had cost her a pretty penny “Mouu…Is this really no good? though that shady purple-haired woman had said it was ‘guaranteed’ to attract the man of your dreams…” could it all be a lie?
“That’s right, Caster~~ This outfit is 100% guaranteed to catch the eye of that special someone. Hmm,~? You don’t believe [redacted]-chan? I guess you’ll never find that true love, so sad~! OHo? You changed your mind? You want it? Ehehehe, as expected of The Queen of Sheba, you really know a good deal… 2.5 million QP, please~!”
“Awaaaah!! It’s really no good after all, isn’t it! I should just get changed before someone sees me, Uuuuu…” She lamented buying this ‘Super Heartstopper Cheerleader Mystic Code’ in the end. And so she decided to take it off…that was, of course, until the familiar sound of the door opening was heard.
Everything slowed down.
Light blue eyes widened in horror, mouth opening wide in a stifled gasp. Ears stood upright as her hands came to her face as if imitating that one famous painting. Yes, these actions were the culmination of her feelings- that heavy feeling of dread and horror at who had walked in.
The! Worst! Possible! Result!
“S-Solomon-!! This! This is!! I’m!! It is…surely not!! What I mean is…!!” She managed to utter out, shaking her head from side to side as if trying to tell the very universe ‘No, this can’t be happening!’ - but alas, it was. In a striking display of improvisation and mental strength, Sheba decided that since she had this outfit…may as well ‘own’ it.
Taking a deep breath, she tilted her head to the side, staring at Solomon with half-lidded eyes. A small pout came to her face as she pressed a finger to her lips. She then leaned forward just a little, wrapping her free arm around her chest to press her boobs up just a little…
“W-well…~? How is it? Am I to your tastes, Solomon~?” She said with a purr, winking slowly as she spoke. “.. You…you’re free to…” She cleared her throat before leaning down, even more, bending over and touching her foot with one hand- before slowly sliding said hand up her leg in a teasing fashion, ending with it against her thigh. “…take a taste, if you’d like…~?”
Internally, Sheba was screaming at herself… ‘WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING??! WHAT ?!? AAAAAA~~????’ Yes, this is the TRUE power of the ‘Super Heartstopper Mystic Code’ she bought! It allows even the most inept of flirters to act super sexy by simply hacking into their neural pathways and acting for them! Buy now for only 2.5 million QP!
Okay i’ve been thinking about this since the start of the season, but there’a been too much going on to get into it. But now with this hell I really wanna distract myself so here goes.
Cris has ADHD right?! I mean we all agree on this right? From the very beginning I completely saw it as a fact that she does, and I’ve only recently realised that it’s never stated, so maybe not everybody agrees... but it’s just so obvious. (Also I have ADHD, and sometimes I hyperfocus on ADHD stuff so I do know what I’m talking about)
She’s reckless and doesn’t think about consequences. With the pills, with Ruben, with ruining Hugo’s party, and standing Amira up. Not thinking about consequences is a very common ADHD trait because it’s difficult to look ahead and plan stuff, and the brain doesn’t produce enough dopamine and neurotransmitters which functions as “reward/punishment” and is literally the thing that makes people motivated, and makes them understand “if I don’t do this, there will be consequences” and stuff like that. People with ADHD don’t really feel that pull before very late in the process (e.g. they might not feel the need to do a school assignment before the very day it should be handed in)
And speaking of school work! Cris doesn’t do very well at school, and she’s insecure about it and scared of ruining Joana’s grades. This is very common for people with ADHD, since it’s difficult to concentrate or find motivation to do assignments, listen in class or to read the homework. And many people end up thinking they’re failures who just aren’t good enough, because people keep telling them they’re lazy, even though they’re really trying their best. And we see Cris’ mother telling her that she’s just being lazy, and we know Cris prefers movies over a book and stuff like that.
She’s hyper, and something needs to happen constantly. Like partying and so on, or when the girls couldn’t hang out she made plans with Ruben because something needed to happen. It’s very common for teens with ADHD to turn to alcohol, drugs, sex and parties to deal with their restlessness! And Cris is already an extrovert so it’s quite obvious here.
Forgetfulness. Okay Viri’s present and standing Amira up all of those times! (This also ties in with the consequences thing, but of course many of these are related because it’s just symptoms of the same illness). People with ADHD get distracted super easily and are often quite forgetful so when you add that it’s easy to forget consequences, then stuff like what Cris has been doing just happens.
Impulsivity and trouble controlling emotions. People with ADHD can be very impulsive and have a lot of trouble controlling their emotions. We see this when Cris lashes out at her mom, or Lucas or I guess Joana. Also the impulsive coming out to her mom, or storming out of class. Running with Joana from the bar and just breaking in to the pool. (Remember Isak was quite hesitant about breaking in even though Even said it was his Aunt’s pool). Even her extreme happiness when things are going well, seems so in line with ADHD! I know when I haven’t taken my medication I can get really really happy about stuff, but when things go bad everything comes crashing down.
Anyways, I’m sure there’s more, but I’ve definitely seen Cris as a person with ADHD since the very beginning and then I forget that it’s not really accepted as truth by everybody... So I just needed to get this out there so we can all agree that she has ADHD.
I randomly think about your asexual Bruce and brujay ever since I read it months ago and it warms me up and tugs at my heart strings at the same time! I do have just one question, does Bruce finally get comfortable and realise the axe isn’t falling down next week? Do they still have their version of third Thursday? How many ways has Jason created to show this beautifully dumb middle aged man that he loves him wholly? You obviously don’t have to answer this but I hope you know I fiddle with this universe of yours in my mind at times before falling asleep, and the fact that your jason is in love with a comfortable Bruce with agency in any AU of yours. The one with the Thai food? Go fish? I’m going feral. I also adore how every single fic of yours has Jason losing his mind over Bruce aging, whether it’s the fridge of eye drops or the grey temples or the aging knees and HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME THIRST FOR THIS MIDDLE AGED MAN!! In any case I truly hope you have a wonderful day ahead and know how much joy your work brings!! I wish good things for you!
ace!bruce brujay fic: Check, Please
hi anon, thanks for this terribly kind message c: i think with time bruce goes from [jason WILL leave me one day -> jason MAY leave me one day -> i'll cross this bridge WHEN i get to it -> i'll cross this bridge IF i get to it] and he probably hits this point in his sixties but that's ok bc jason's like baby ur so dumb ur so lucky i love you (they have been dating and soppy this whole entire time)
i think w bruce feeling so iffy on what he actually brings to the table, moreso than jason making flashy gestures he instead has to long-sufferingly affectionately Endure while b tries to make it clear how much he cares (not bodily). it's getting extra edamames on the side, it's bumping up the thermostat if he gets home first (kuro49's terrible delightful banana bread canon), it's taking 2 days off of batman-ing every 3 months so they can very lovingly not have sex on a beautiful beach in Bora Bora :')
my take on bruce and jason is that they're always on opposite ends of a spectrum; at the beginning jason's not got anything to his name while bruce is borderline a man who fr has it all, and then the death happens and jason regains agency so hard not the League and not Death could hold onto him whereas bruce is so bogged down with so much trauma which drives him (he doesn't drive himself). them getting together is less about coming 'round to the other's POV, and more about going we are not the same people we do not carry the same weights and we likely never will but nevertheless we're both gonna reach out and hold on and try real hard to never let go, be as good to one another as we can manage (and we can manage a lot).
bruce being a middle-aged human guy is so funny and SO iconic of him, and i think it's another contrast with jason, which is probably why i like dropping him being an older guy with shattered feet and arthritis running rampant in stories so much. and random whale trivia, but go fish is fr fr one of my favourite things i've written, it's so SO weird and i liked the how both solemn-still and fully manic it was :')
i had a good day overall, and thank you for this ask! i'm truly so delighted that u rotate my little batman sandbox in ur mind sometimes like a rotisserie chicken! i'm always keen to hear what people perceive in my fics, bc sometimes you guys unveil things about the story or about myself i fully did not realise beforehand (gerald was jason until he was bruce!) so i do always have a good time hearing what you think of them. hope you have a great weekend!!
okay here are some actual across the spiderverse thoughts so you have been Spoiler Warned! a lot of ranting im just getting it out of my head i guess.
the theatre was a lot busier than when we went 2 see renfield, and there were way more people in the theatre room itself (i guess the room where u watch the movie is also called the theatre?) so it was a bit nice to have more company i guess lol. i wasnt the only one rustling snacks around etc. and it was kind of nice to hear the murmur of reactions ::-)
okay the movie itself UMMM WAT CAN I SAY!! it was so so so visually gorgeous. everything is just packed with SO much life and character. every character is so unique in its visual style like you just know these people are using animation to its full power for REAL!!!!!!!!!
story wise.. i think it has a lot of the same themes as the first movie but i honestly dont remember it well. it was good !!! i dont have much to say on it i think the visuals are more fun to talk about ehehe
i think it is so crazy that tey were like yeah the guy who shouted BAGEL in the 1st movie is the main villain of this one. hello. its so funny but also to think it is funny is exactly what the villain wouldnt want you to think. SAD!
the villain was so fun to watch his manerisms were just so fun and he had interesting body proportions (idk and IDC if that is a weird comment to make) like everything abt him was just so [chefs kiss] AND. i love his design changing over time and when he is all scribbly and creepyyyyyy........yeahhhh. he was on screen and i was like what the hale they put rorschach in this movie.
i feel so bad for already forgetting this persons name (MIGUEL..???) im so sorry but one of the spider people was also so fun to watch he was very much The Angst Lord. and ppl in the tag are already writing insane smut with him. but anyways his snappy aggressive actions were just sooo fun to watch although a bit scary lol* (*the person writing this has experienced people losing their temper in violent ways too recently for comfort)
i knew spider punk was in this movie and i wasnt expecting his name to be Hobie and for him to be Bri'ish. he is so cool though rock on brother ?????
ERMM THE . ENDINGG...... EEE..E.EEEEHHGGGGHHHEE.... HEEEEEE ............ heeeee.e..eeeeee.......
i was like i know this movie is 2 hours but when is this gonna resolve and then it was like. to be conintued and i wanted to exlplode BUT IN A POSITIVE WAY!!!!!!!!!! like that was such a satisfying movie and i cant wait to see what comes nextttt.... MWAH
i want to kiss everyone who worked on htis movie on the MOUTH!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU ART AND ANIMATIONNNNNNN !!!!!! EXPLODES
All the other men are gay aside from schur and luckily he isn't the showrunner but :/ it's still so lacking in diversity compared to odaat when it comes to producers. Hopefully the characters and voice actors and writers offer more diversity, but I doubt a show produced by 4 white men is gonna give us the same kind of representation that odaat did.
yeah others are gay and ofc they want to make something like that but the fact that sch*r is in is already making it questionable... i expect nothing from this... and my other problem with this is why this can’t be just another animated spy show? like do they really have to announce it as something All Gay... what i mean is that’s their ultimate selling point and it’s rubbing me in the wrong way, making a show All Gay, calling it fuckin Q-force doesn’t justify that they can aim to profit out of gay people bc they too are gay... i’ve never watched oodat but i know it was one of the most diverse shows and you can understand that they were being genuine and supportive of marginalised groups by their characters and the subjects they centred on the show... i think if you’re gonna use lgbt+ characters as a selling point at least genuinely care about the representation you created...
i see this like the pride parades becoming something companies use for its self interest rather than actually doing something for the lgbt+ community and i know maybe i’m guilty for it too but most of the time we all fall for it bc we lacked diversity and freedom of identity for so long that it’s exciting and kinda refreshing to be a part of it in some way or another, and in this case people will eat this up too, but i can’t ignore the problematic sides like we need to discuss these parts to progress for better representation, sometimes it doesn’t have to be A Thing that a character is gay, do you see sunny making promotion out of mac being gay? was it ever their selling point? no they never did that, it’s just mac and he happens to be gay. and that’s probably why award shows like glaad never mentions sunny or idk other shows that doesn’t make a big deal out of having lgbt+ characters, i’m also not denying that it’s a good thing that we’re seen in the entertainment industry, it’s a form of progression but it’s all getting so commercialised
