#afterdarkstarter

[mrbigbadloup]

Anyone else out there think I need to release some new content? Now how many of you think I should release some new content with a certain beautiful, musical babe as a co-star? All of you?

You heard the fans, @duetinthesheets; let’s get to it.

[mrhollywoodhere-blog]

            “Everyone is so busy with family things, and I am sitting here with a rock hard. There’s something wrong with that.” Cooper told the livestream as he took off his shirt for the camera. Thankfully they only saw from the neck down, and with some help from a friend his voice was distorted. “So...anyone have an requests tonight?”

[meantobeabitch]

The Bitch is here, you can all stop obsessing over my old content and start fantasizing about the new right quick. I just got back from a hot date with a woman that makes Mila Kunis look like Morgan Freeman; who's gonna pony up the dough to comp our meals and pre-date prep? We went out together for a spa day, bikini waxes included. Give your life purpose, those of you losers out there with your fingers itching towards your paypal buttons or grabbing your credit cards know that the only way you can please a superior woman like me is with muchos dinero. I don't even laugh at the broke.

To my fellow bloggers, don't be afraid to come at me if you aren't stunned into slack-jawed silence by my presence. I only play with the prettiest, but I might still give you the time of day, even if you're an uggo. I'm feeling super generous and charity, like everything else, looks good on a Goddess.

[mrbigbadloup]

Nothing is hotter than watching people talk about how hot I am, just saying.

[mrbigbadloup]

Guess what? I'm not wearing green today. I'll take my holiday retribution in the form of spankings; I even brought my own paddle.

[mrbigbadloup]

I've been watching crime shows since I woke up and I can't stop arguing with the television as if the attorneys on screen can actually hear me; dad would be proud.

[mrbigbadloup]

I see there's already a show promised around here, so it's a good thing nobody has a problem with good things coming in two. To the surprise of absolutely nobody, my ass will be available for your viewing pleasure soon-- for the right price. Watch me get fucked; I’ll be having the time of my life and you know you can’t live without me.

[puckasxxxrus]

If there was one thing Puck loved, it was a good party. This whole Thursday is the new Friday thing seemed pretty legit, and it gave him something to do. He left a friend and fellow homeless person that he trusted in the hotel room he'd been renting since starting his blog, knowing how good a shower, electricity, a tv, and clean sheets felt and wanting someone there to guard his stuff. It was a habit learned on the streets.

He didn't have much, but he did have a decently badass looking outfit. It was more than a little worn, but he hoped it would pass as just a style. As he walked in, he stood as tall as he could, squaring his shoulders and perfecting his macho exterior.