#charlastor

[nomifae]

All according to plan~😈

[alastors-totally-canon-deertail]

[nnmdraws]

My contribution to the #cursedcatalastor on Twitter

[ladyinrosso]

Alastor is a stray cat in a man (demon) body

One day he shows up at your door and refuses to leave. Your home is his home now.

On another day he disappears only to come back unannounced 1 month later.

He bothers the other house cats with no reason besides the fact that he loves to piss them off.

He picks up a fight with someone who's twice his size and he's positive he'll win it (spoiler: he has a total of 0 chances of winning it)

His personal space is HIS personal space, and don't you dare to invade it.

On the other hand YOUR personal space is HIS personal space. And if you think you'll be able to do something while he's touchy... don't. He isn't going to leave your shoulder/lap anytime soon.

You wanna stay tucked in bed? This is not an option. He'll meow to your ear until you get up.

Do you wanna change your bed sheets? Good luck with that pal.

He sits in funny poses that make sense to him and him only.

Dad hates him (No sweetie you can't keep him. Put him back in the trash where he belongs)

Leaves dead bodies in random places around the house.

Lurks in the shadows. His eyes are the only thing you can clearly see.

Can and will cry for help when his claws get stuck. While you try to free him he will treat you like you're a serial killer ready to skin him.

[keromies]

The grand wedding 🔔🎊

This is my gift for the secret Santa exchange in RB Discord for Oph

[starweaversguidetothehazbinhotel]

All right y’all-we’re halfway through season two and I’m fixin’ to complain. I do not expect this post to be very popular or to gain much traction, but I needed to get it off my chest before the next episode drop.

Rant positively inspired by this reblog: ⬇️

Reblog by @variouschips · 1 image

💬 15  🔁 66  ❤️ 645 · Sorry in advance, i kinda lashed out down there : · I really like this post cause : 1 - They're a radioapple shipper t

Truthfully, I’m so fcking tired of all the ship discourse surrounding Alastor’s asexuality.

The lack of tolerance in this fandom is unbelievable. It’s disappointing. It’s hypocritical.

More importantly, many of the people trying to “police” Alastor’s character in fanmade-works don’t seem to realize they’re invalidating ace experiences like my own.

Asexuality is a spectrum—something that’s been carefully explained in countless posts since the pilot episode aired. Yet, every day, people in the Hazbin fandom continue to make truly ignorant, and (sometimes cruel) assumptions about a life they’ve never lived.

I’m in my 30s. I’ve never been kissed… I still have my friggin V-card.

That said, I’m tired of everyone assuming that just because I don’t crave sex, I’m incapable of a romantic or even a sexual relationship. Sure, I don’t seek sex out. I rarely even think about it. But just because I’m not inherently drawn to it doesn’t mean I’m repulsed by it—or afraid of it. It just means it’s not something I naturally want.

With the right person though? I might be open to it, just as I’d be open to watching their favorite show or going to their favorite restaurant.

Yes, there are asexual people who are sex-repulsed—and their feelings and experiences absolutely matter. But they are not the only ones who exist. They are not the only ones who deserve representation.

(More damning?These people are not the ones acting vile online)

And here’s the biggest point: Alastor is an imaginary character.

He doesn’t need your help. He doesn’t need your protection.

But the person on the other side of the screen? Real.

The artist whose page you left a hate comment on? Real.

The author who poured pieces of their own experiences into a fanfic? Real.

Real. Real. Real.

You want to help? You want to protect? You want to validate asexual voices?

Then stop preaching—and listen to us. All of us. Even the “weird” ones who don’t fit neatly into your worldview.

If that’s too much for you? Then at least remember, at the end of the day, you control the content you consume.

If you don’t like a ship, block the tag.

If you don’t want romance or smut, use tags like “Queerplatonic Relationship” or “Sex-Repulsed Alastor.”

Please—just let the rest of us enjoy our fandom in peace.

And if you can’t stand to have your worldview stretched beyond your prejudices of how a proper ace should be? Or you refuse to be tolerant and learn how to respectfully coexist with people you disagree with?

Then maybe you are not ready to watch a series meant for “mature audiences”.

[lenok993]

When Alastor joins the team, everyone looks forward except Charlie. This means that she didn't expect help from him.