#ag class

[bugclownjar]

Y’all look at my cows

@zerothisnero

[flashbackhs2010]

Kayla L: I won’t be in here tomorrow. I’m helping with an agriculture-awareness thing. We’re taking the little kids on a tour through the ag. buildings. Someone will show them the greenhouse and we might demonstrate some tools-- Tyler M: Yeah. ‘This is our Skil saw. We need a volunteer to demonstrate. *growling* Timmy!’ Jeremiah S: ‘Aaaaaaaah!’ Walker S: ‘And that’s how not to use a Skil saw. Remember to keep your arm behind the board you’re cutting.’

[stationary-bike]

Ridiculous things I've heard in Ag Class

“Get your face away from my coffee!” “Stop fondling my drink!” “Buzz off!” “You’re dirt" “Dirty foam" “Stop flaring your nostrils” “Sell it on LegGo” “Great Dane my butt” “You smell like dog canned food” (yes that’s exactly what she said) “Do you just apologize to the chinchilla?” “Keep your peasants out of my room” “Get your hooves off of the furniture!” “TPR stands for Total… pain… in my…Rufus” “That looks like an angry pickle” “You look like an angry pickle” “No you can not try on my shoes”

[scorplings]

Substitute: i hate it when im ordering food at a fast food restaurant and they ask me "hi, how can i take your order?" like, umm i dont know, fucking correctly maybe?

[youknoyoureaffamemberwhen]