hold on, i'm like, looking at that gifset and well...
fujo padme was just a joke on my part i swear, but like, she married anakin after he talked about obi-wan 352091 times during their short trip to naboo so like maybe she IS a fujoshi who saw her chance to get right up in the action and took it....
some bistro huddy oc x canon text posts because im tryna get a feel for their stupid idiot relationship OH ALSO btw please send me asks about abby and her relationships plleeaasseeee please i need the attention PLEASSEEEe
theyre funny to me. neither of them think and i find that beautiful
uuuuh this is for a Murder Drones series I have planned and it's EVIL YURI so uh yeah. It's just a little snippet idk.
Oh yeah and "Singularity" is Cyn.
[VERY GOOD JOB LEADING THEM HERE, J.] The Singularity smiled.
It happily sauntered over to J, brushing some blood, dust, or piece of flesh off of its dress without looking. It kept its eyes on the scared drone in front of it.
[YOU HAD ME WORRIED A FEW TIMES. I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT END UP BACK ON THEIR SIDE. BUT YOU CAME AROUND IN THE END…] Singularity began.
J took a step back. She messed up. She made a bad decision and now she’d be terminated by her boss. That’s how this job went. Betray your boss and you’re let off. She knew this. And she still chose to betray her nice, safe position for her employees. The boss mattered the most, they were the head of the company. They were always the most valuable, more than anything and everything else. She was nothing. She was worthless…she deserved to be terminated…
…unless…the way it was talking right now…yes, she hadn’t intended for it to reach the parts of…her body, but…but she still got it to them! That’s what mattered…maybe…maybe she could still keep her position! Maybe she’d be safe. She wouldn’t be brought into the screaming mass! She…she was useful! She…she…
[...didn’t ya, trusted employee?] It said, in Tessa’s voice.
The yellow Xs in its eyes blinked away, being replaced with green semi-circles that stared deep into J’s eyes. She immediately stood stiff, hands shaking. A voice she never thought she’d hear again. A voice that ran through her entire body, like a spike, had just pierced right through her core. Singularity’s hand lightly brushed aside a loose strand of hair on J, and cupped the side of her face.
[...you always did as you were told…Never questioned what you were doing…] It continued, gently and slowly caressing the shaking drone’s face.
A warmth shot through J’s cheek. A twisted memory keeping her frozen. A familiar danger wearing the hide of a familiar comfort. Everything in her head was being spun around, tugged back and forth, threatening to split her in two. Run and stay, accept and reject. Half of her told her it wasn’t real, and the other half let her lean into the touch, just a little.
[...and I know you’ll always be faithful to me, no matter what…] It said more gently.
It gradually dragged its finger down J’s cheek, letting the feeble remnants of warmth in it linger on her cold metal plating. It came to rest just under J’s chin. It gently pushed it up, just a little, as Singularity leaned in next to J’s head.
[...my loyal drone~...] It whispered.
J’s entire body shivered. Her core rattled, but went still immediately after the feeling crawled through it and went down her entire body. All she felt was an uncomfortable warmth, like velvet chains tugging down on all of her limbs, a metal winter coat over her body, or a blanket of thorns wrapped around her. It was as if gravity had slammed onto her very soul.
Singularity stared at her drone for a minute, taking in the trustful fear coursing through her. It then closed its eyes and walked past her. J’s body went slack. Her shoulders dropped, and her head looked at the floor once Singularity’s finger stopped supporting it.
[...now go ahead and die for me.] Singularity said.
The solver symbol immediately flashed onto J’s visor.
*CLANK*
J fell to her knees, and then onto her side.
“...y-yes, Tessa…Everything…for you…” J trailed off as she twitched, visor beginning to crack.
“...atta’ girl…” it said, walking off into the crumbling mansion…
in case my. four followers doubted me. the three am ramblings were in fact real
(technically they ended at 3 am (minus the last one) but close enough)
@detect1ve-pr1nce are you proud of me /silly
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(Image IDs: Discord messages from Ren, with the last one featuring Goro. The messages are as follows:
/1
Ren: hhhhh being gay again. anyway
Ren: i just,,,, my bofyriend <3333
/2
Ren: im such a girlfailure oh my god but its okay because im so gay
/3
Ren: see its nearly three am and i should go to bed but why do that when i can be the most loser girlfriend possible and be gay about my boyfriend literally in their dms while hes asleep
Ren: ive sent 38 messages on this subject so far and i am nowhere near finished
Ren: well. counting this one i guess its 40 now Ren: anyway waving at goro whenever you see this hiiii honey im so normal can you tell
/4
Ren: youre like the sun and im like. a planet or something idk poetry
Ren: im just a simple gal being gay for her bf do i really have to be poetic about it
Ren: uhhhh fuck whats that thing shakespeare has his characters say thats like. peak romance
Ren: i think i need help actually skjhdksjhdh
[Attached is a screenshot of a google search reading “peak romance shakespeare line”]
Ren: this is so me core except the universe wont let me KISS MY BOYFRIEND
[Attached is a screenshot of the quote "I kiss thee with a most constant heart." from Shakespeare’s Henry IV, Part 2, Act 2, scene 4, line 274]
Ren: OH its the uh
Ren: juliet is like the sun or whatever i dont know shakespeare
Ren: i think romeo doesnt know what the fuck hes talking about because wdym juliet is like the sun, have you met goro goro is like the sun except better
/5
Ren: oh my god youre gonna wake up to so many messages from me
Ren: i would say im sorry but i am not. it will happen again
/6
Ren: hhhhhhoney
Ren: sugar
Ren: sweetheart
Ren: love of my life
Ren: apple of my eye
Ren: hang on why is that a thing
Ren: apple of my eye what does that even MEAN
/7
Ren: ANYWAY
Ren: love of my life <3
Ren: my dear
Ren: babe
Ren: honeyyyyyy
Ren: wait i already said that one
Ren: gummy bear
Ren: goober
Ren: lover boy
Ren: beef
Ren: that one is in fact a /ref to that one tumblr post
Ren: jelly bean
Ren: cupcake
Ren: month old christmas turkey
Ren: stale potato
Ren: one singular french fry
Ren: why is this just starting to sound like a list of foods that would be awful to eat together
Ren: could you imagine
Ren: actually no i dont wanna imagine that, thats nasty
Ren: i wanna imagine my bf. he is not nasty <3
Ren: theyre like. the exact opposite of nasty, actually
/8
Ren: can you believe that we are boyfriend and girlfiend
Ren: girlfiend
Ren: like girlfriend but i am also a fiend
Ren: wait doesnt fiend mean like. demon or something
Ren: or is it just enemy
Ren: IT IS DEMON
Ren: im so smart
/9
Ren: head in hands. i need hell
Ren: that was meant ot say "help" but that too
Ren: honestly hell might be better i think im beyond saving at this point
/10
Ren: how many messages has this been now oh my god
Ren: OH MY GOD THIS IS MESSAGE 119
Ren: maybe i do need hell wtf
/11
Goro: ren isnt it like 4am for you
Ren: uhhh
Ren: maybe
Ren: perchance
Goro: [attached is a gif of morgana in cat form, with his mouth in a wide grin. the gif is captioned “GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP”]
since I can see you’re still opened, and you do oc requests :3
could you perhaps do a stimboard for my ultrakill oc zagreus? either or image, added two just in case. with themes of wings [same mechanical wings], glow stims [yellow/orange would fit]. feel free to add anythjng you think fits, this is all I can think of
Zagreus (Ultrakill OC) Stimboard for Defective--turret ! 🌱 :]
Sorry this took ages, kept having technical difficulties, but I love this little guy sm and I hope this fits them!
Vivec reveals essentially that after becoming a god he left the original mortal universe he was originally born in behind and a new reality+timeline formed where he was always a god
Now I’m considering a 4th timeline where Nerevar was always a god and what it would mean for everyone. All the saints (ALMSIVI+voryn) also had magical auspicious births. I can’t imagine Voryn as being born anywhere but house Dagoth
He is born on a holiday. Wise women from the four tribes come to convene at Kogoruhn to call him the holy child of red mountain. The priests hear things whispered in their ears they can’t make sense of. Morvani Dagoth was told of a prophecy from their first matriarch that a child will be born, favorite of Lorkhan. A hawk is nesting outside her window, despite not normally being in this part of Vvardenfell. The eggs hatch while she’s in labor, and her son is born with feathers.
Morvani is shocked. The midwife fainted, from seeing a baby with feathers. Any other house they would call the boy cursed. But perhaps everyone in House Dagoth knew instinctively. The wise women of four tribes sing songs of blessings. The livestock grow restless until Voryn gives his first cry.
He grows up favorite of house Dagoth, laughing and playing despite how different he looked. He is happy and loved, yet he sometimes looks sad and quiet. Morvani asked him what was wrong. He said he didn’t know, but he felt incomplete and hollow sometimes. Her needs something, but doesn’t know what. His mother told him she would not let him want for anything and his birth was a blessing, and that when he knew what he wanted she would give him anything.
Them one night, Mephala comes to him and tells him the thing he seeks is in red mountain. He is a child of the mountain. He will not be complete until he learns what that means. Voryn rushes to his mother, and tells her what he was told. She sighed, for red mountain was dangerous, and Voryn was still young.
She instructs Voryn to go with his seven brothers, for they are the most powerful of house Dagoth and the only ones worth to guard a holy child like Voryn. But on the trail of the mountain each brother perished to save Voryn’s life. It is when they are deep in a cave in red mountain, gilvoth is the last brother to give his life for Voryn (I’m sure each death would be explained but I’m too lazy and tired to make them all up. Maybe later). Voryn is in tears and wonders if it’s worth it to find out what he has been missing. But he knows Mephala would only ask this of him if it were truly important. His brothers did not die in vain, and he will honor them until his final breaths for their sacrifice
Deep within the heart of red mountain he hears a drum that fills him with fear, but more importantly makes him sob. He’s uncontrollably sobbing by the time he comes to a great piece of what appears to be solid ebony through blurry eyes. But he can feel a soft beating under his hands.
(On one hand I kinda wanna make egg Nerevar and have him be carried around by vivec a la a reversal of the 36 sermons of vivec but I also wanna write it so Voryn is who finds Nerevar. So)
Then, red mountain shakes, lava bubbling up. But Voryn can’t bring himself to leave. He can’t leave this heart. This is what he has been missing. His duty has always been to guard this. The reason his house was founded was for this reason. Even if he was to die here, he must give his life. The lava doesn’t even feel hot, not when he’s focused on the peace he feels now that he’s finally whole.
Sure enough, the lava rises, but Voryn isn’t burned. He cries, and his tears become obsidian. Finally, the lava receeds, and Voryn is unharmed.
Then, the heart cracks. Voryn panics, thinking he had failed to protect it, when a golden hand grips the edge, and an elf pulls himself out. There is black on his hands like Mephala, and streaks of molten ebony running down his body like blood. Voryn can’t breathe, overwhelmed by his beauty. He’s heard tales of Lorkhan, killed for the crime of creating Mundus, and he knows in his soul this is Lorkhan. Voryn must be dead his soul come to join him.
The elf kneels down, and runs his fingers through Voryn’s hair.
“Dagoth Ur, you have come well to find me.” He smiles, and Voryn’s heart briefly stops.
“My beloved, I have dreamed of you as I walked the planes of oblivion. You are far more beautiful than my mind could imagine though, yet you haunted me.”
“Who are you?” Voryn asked.
“In the endless eternal void, Mephala named me “Nerevar”, gave me the ghartoki padhome, and sent me afloat on a river of pure night, this is my first blessing. I washed ashore on Moonshadow, and I was fed and raised by the lady of twilight, this is my second blessing. Then, when demons hungered for my flesh, so they may become divine, it was Boethiah who taught me to kill and eat them myself, this is my third blessing.
“Then, as I wandered, I heard a faint voice. I entered into a cave, and saw the birth and death of Mundus there times over. My father, Lorkhan, told me of my true fate and the nature of the world, this is my fourth blessing.
“I am Nerevar, son of Lorkhan. And you are the keeper of my heart, chief priest of my first temple. And today, I make you my husband before the heart of my father before me, what led me here to you.”
And Nerevar kissed him, his lips and tongue tasting of blood. When liquid ebony touched his tongue, Voryn Dagoth had become changed forever, becoming Dagoth Ur as he always was meant to be. Their wedding night, red mountain trembled, harsh waves crashing the Telvanni towers. Those of house Dagoth feared its eruption the most, knowing it would mean certain death for the young lords, the future of their house.
When it was finished, Voryn made them a pair of robes from lava, and Nerevar fashioned them wedding gifts of ebony. The two left the cave, and on their way out, lord Gilvoth, who had been encased in lava, cracked through the hardened stone and began to walk and follow the pair, now garbed in lava red robes and ebony armor.. Every brother the passed did the same, joining the procession, garbed similarly. They carried the wedding gifts down, all the way to Kogoruhn. Everyone rejoiced, and the brothers were known as ash saints within House Dagoth.
Nerevar presented Morvani Dagoth with the wedding gifts, saying Voryn was destined to be his husband, so they had to wed that very night, but he wanted to ask for her blessing. Morvani laughed, and then she cried joyous tears. They held a wedding within Kogoruhn as well, in honor of the Sixth House of Resdayn.
Aw fuck I just remembered Apache tears and now I feel kinda shit about including obsidian tears. I don’t know maybe I’m just overthinking
