#age gap --

[yumedanshi]

god not to continue to be a Freak on Selfship but I'm really woozy thinking about how RE5 takes place in 2009. Wesker is 49. I wasn't even in high school yet.

[yumedanshi]

2 9 and 10 for daryl for the age gap questions !! (ratselfship)

I answered 2 & 9 over in a previous ask!

10. Has your relationship ever been mistaken for something other than romantic?

Wait, okay, Daryl literally could be my father LMAO. I can absolutely see any of the Alexandrians falling victim to this. Like, for the short while that we're trying to assimilate and someone comes up to us, makes a comment on how important family is, how incredible it is that two parents have made it to safety with their children (also Rick + Carl/Judith). and Daryl, asshole that he is, would play along all "Oh yeah, yeah, family's all that matters."

[breakiitdown-a]

Bunnyribbit!

(◡‿◡✿)

[winterywitch]

and mr banker worked at the therapy office i went to [like my therapist worked... inside a bank... building. . .i dont know if thats a thing they usually do but it was how things were] so just in hindsight that made the whole thing 100% more hilarious

and he always looked so serious and never smiled at anything so that just made him seem cuter. he always wore this dark red suit. who_is_he.jpg

then one day my therapist kinda just.. . didnt. show up. so i was waiting outside her office on the floor for like an hour and i didnt know how to get in or out of anywhere [and i didnt wanna just... leave WHAT IF SHE CAME BACK!!!!11] and then all of a sudden mr banker just came in and saw me on the floor and inwardly i was kinda jus t like “U-UhH O_>O”

but he seemed really worried about me just sitting there and he was talkative and nice and he walked me back downstairs [through the elevator anyway] and he told me there were a lot of communicative problems between the workers here, so stuff like this would happen sometimes. and there was something wrong with keys i think. i dont remember too much about that.

and then after he was so polite and friendly and helpful like that [despite really really not having to be, and he didn’t seem to offer that help in any creepy way], i never thought he was handsome again. he didnt just glare down at me and walk away so he wasnt cute anymore. 15 year old me was a fucked up boy

[lgbtqwarriorcats]

Just watch the kit be SPOTTEDLEAF reborn. The Erins will probably find some bullcrap way to pull it off if we know anything about them.

if that happens then the erin needta explain themselves.... didn't she pass in the df battle.... the erins mix everything up so often... its like how clear skys new mate is star flower ;_; yuck

-bootsy