WandaVision Episode 6: Reaction
These were my thoughts while watching the sixth episode of WandaVision for the first time. I never watch trailers as to not get spoilers, so the only knowledge I have are the previous episodes and my own speculations.
This will be purely spoilers and questions that no one will answer, the only thing you will learn with this is that I love the twins and the sword trio very much, and that I don't trust Hayward and not-Pietro at all
• So they want us to know this isn't og Pietro
• So now Wanda is using her red glowy powers, not her smoky sitcom ones
• Vis doesn't seem so happy in this opening
• What the hell is Agnes doing in your fridge
• Distorted day huh
• Pietro is in the opening!
• Tommy is getting a lot of attention....
• We're talking to the cam now? The camera is following people now?
• Okay, yeah, this is definitely a different style of sitcom
• Also, let me scream about them playing ddr
• AAHFFZGZJXKKBDGK
• thank you
• Now, let me scream about Billy wearing his wiccan costume
• KFHFPUFOHDHLDLGSLSOGAGAODOHCPHFHPAOAGPHDPHCOHAOHDOHXOGAOGSOH
• Thx
• But, pretend to be someone else and scare people huh.....
• DORKASAURUS REX
• I'm in love with their dynamic already
• Hi Not-Pietro!
• Of course Tommy idolizes not-Pietro
• So Billy is afraid of Peter huh?
• Is vampire a nod to something in the comics? I'll find a way to link this to Mephisto, just give a couple of hours to do some research
• WANDA YOU LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL MARRY ME
• Sokovian fortune teller huh... Like using flowers to TELL THE FUTURE
• Sokovian Halloween does not look fun
• "that's not how I remember it" no shit Sherlock, this brother is from the wrong timeline
• You bet she suppressed a lot of the trauma
• Boys, I love you both SO MUCH!! Tell me more about how your mom has been acting weird
• Oh hoho, the girls are fighting!
• I see your passive aggressiveness Vis, AND I LOVE IT
• "Be good" oof
• Okay, but does that mean that Tommy used his super speed or that he was just pulled along
• AND LOOK AT THEIR COSTUMES!! THE HAIR!!! THE EVERYTHING!!!!
• Oh right, back to the real world
• YOU TELL HIM MONICA
• Why are you saying "super-powered individuals" like a slur mister
• THE NERVE ON THIS MAN
• SOMEONE PUNCH HIM PLEASE
• HE CAN'T DO THAT!!!!
• Fuck, I'm so mad right now
• They are not the ones I wanted to punch BUT IT'S STILL SATISFYING
• I'm sorry I can't get over their costumes I'm 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
• Holy fuck, that's a lot of kids... Where did they even come from????
• Oooh, Wanda is doing the classic shapeshifter test
• Also, new fact about Wanda's pre-Hydra life!!
• I see your deflection, NOT-PIETRO
• Well, at least this proves it wasn't Wanda who pulled him out of the Fox-verse
• So... They're just using their powers in front of everyone now
• Vis' got secret business huh
• "you want something changed?" Very ominous Mr. Herb, sir
• So, things start to glich and freeze the further away we get from Wanda
• We haven't seen Agnes yet: not-Pietro took over her role in sweeping in to help Wanda
• THAT WAS THE CREEPIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN WHAT THE FUCK
• I was going to say that the "being stuck somewhere without food" was probably her memories of being stuck under all the rubble with the bomb, but things got super creepy super fast. And then the shark tells me it's the snack for survivors? NO SIR NO MISTER
• I've always been scared of stop motion animation and this isn't helping me get over it
• The Incredibles and the parent trap screening? A super-powered dysfunctional family where one of the kids has super speed and the other has weird magic, and a movie where twins pretend to be each other? You're pretty on the nose with that one, Marvel
• Play his part, stir up trouble.... Hmmmmmmm
• Why are we circling back to the accents? Is that important?
• He heard Wanda calling him? So maybe it was an unconscious thing...
• TOMMY HAS SUPER SPEED I REPEAT TOMMY HAS SUPER SPEED!!!!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL THIS IS NOT A DRILL THIS IS NOT A DRILL
• ELLIS AVENUE MUST BE THE BORDER OF WESTVIEW
• Oh, the twin's reactions to Tommy having to take Billy with him are the most sibling-like thing ever
• Is Agnes just playing a part or she's actually a victim?
• What will happen to Vision if he crosses the border?
• Spectrum origin story, hell yeah
• Be careful Darcy!
• How did Woo learn to hot wire cars?
• So now we're just... Acknowledging everything
• Peter is saying she did what she could to keep the townspeople happy but... They don't seem happy
• Not-Pietro over here asking the big questions
• Dead-Pietro still has Not-Pietro's face.....
• So Vision really is dead and can only exist inside Wanda's bubble reality
• Darcy is such a sweetheart... She tried to help even though she knew what was going to happen to her
• BILLY'S POWERS
• Holy fuck, Wanda just vibe checked her brother
• Why could Billy sense what's happening but not Wanda?
• Are we going to get a magical training montage next episode?
• WANDA IS MOVING THE BORDER
• Holy shit Wanda, a few meters would have sufficed
• Bastards! They're just leaving Darcy there!
• Uh, I hate mimes and clowns
• Let me see how Darcy is!
• Did Monica and Woo make it?
• I can't believe Hayward is going to escape, only to use this against Wanda
• What, that was the end???
• Well this sure was a journey
