#agent offie

[justanaveragehumanbean]

Onlin: Hey, all I’m doing is uh…humanizing villains or something. Also the Big O has already seen the video and said they’re coming over to HQ soon! I bet they’re going to give me the Oddtuber of the year award!

Ocula: *sigh* Offie, get the memory-inator.

Agent Offie: Gotcha boss!

Ocula: In the future, you are never to do that again or you risk being expelled from this precinct. Are we clear?

[justanaveragehumanbean]

Olaya: Office...I need you to erase Operetta's memory, please

Offie: Without a warrant or an order from Ms. O, I’m afraid I can’t do that. I’m sorry.

[justanaveragehumanbean]

Ocula and Offie, why were you guys so casual about wiping the Big O’s memories? Wasn’t that a big risk?

Offie: Unfortunately Ms. O is busy (read: having a panic attack) right now, so I’ll answer for her. It was the only way to protect her agents. If the Big O found out how - in his eyes - “messed up” our precinct is, he’d shut it down, probably detain most of us. So maybe it was a risk, but less of one than just letting it go.

[justanaveragehumanbean]

@pens-agents

Ordinary approaches the lab. Her fingers and palms have traces of black ink.

"Hi, Offie! Something happened to my pen, and it turned into ink while I was writing this case report."

Ordinary shows Offie an unfinished case report. There is a large pool of ink in the middle of a paragraph.

"Do we have a gadget to fix this? I don't want to rewrite everything..."

Offie: Oh, I think we had one like that a while back! I let one of the girls borrow it. …O’Lua, maybe? Or Oriko. Or the boss. I’m not sure, I honestly kind of lost track of it, haha.

[justanaveragehumanbean]

Hello, Offie!

Olaya meant that Operetta found out about my mom's secret.

Agent Ordinary, @pens-agents

Offie, muttering: We might just have to remove that from the record altogether. This is why we didn’t put [redacted] in there in the first place…