eraser head reads… thirst tweets?
summary: pro-hero eraser head is invited to read some tweets from his fans, but they are not ordinary tweets;
warnings: suggestive language, cursing, implied sexual content, mdni;
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The camera light blinks on.
Shota Aizawa— known as the Pro-Hero Eraser Head— sits slouched in his chair, scarf draped loosely around his shoulders, hair kept as usual.
His eyes scan the studio for a second, then turn towards the camera.
“…Eraser Here,” he says simply, voice low and tired. “Apparently, I was invitied to read… fan tweets.”
The producer clears their throat.
“Thirst tweets, actually.”
Aizawa lets out a deep sigh.
A staff member approaches him with a stack of boards.
He takes them without much interest, glancing down at the first one.
I need Eraser Head to erase my hard on every time I see him. I’m a girl, btw
Aizawa’s expression doesn’t change.
“…That’s not how my quirk works,” he says flatly.
He makes a long pause, already regretting doing this.
“…And even if it did, I wouldn’t use it for that.”
Aizawa should just change his name to Eraser. I will give him the head he needs.
He exhales slowly through his nose, eyes scanning the line again.
“Not happening,” he finally replies, tone still dry.
He slightly shifts his posture.
“…And the name stays as it is.”
YALL HIS VOICE 😫 HIS HANDS ‼️ I need him to talk me thru a spanking NYEOW
Aizawa’s eyes narrow slightly as he reads it, expression unreadable.
“…You’re asking for a lot,” he says, voice low.
His gaze flicks towards the camera.
“…And you’re not getting it.”
All night, all day, until death do us apart, on the kitchen counter, on the bed, in the shower, on all fours—
He raises an eyebrow slightly before cutting it off.
“…I’m not reading all that,” he mutters once he sees the length of the text.
Then, after a small pause, he adds—
“Also, it sounds too tiring. I prefer sleep.”
everytime i see #eraserhead a hair tie magically appears in my hand and the urge to get on my knees gets stronger
Aizawa reads it, thumb tapping lightly against the edge of the board.
“…That sounds inconvenient,” he mutters with the same tired tone.
is aizawa’s scarf for hero purposes only orrr…
He glances down at the material around his neck, then back at the board.
“…Yes,” he says simply. “Don’t get any ideas.”
Aizawa I love you but if I saw you on the street I’d think you are a beggar and give you some money
Aizawa stares at the board a second longer than necessary.
“…I’d take it,” he says flatly, making the crew snicker behind the camera.
He pauses for a bit, considering if he should say it.
“…Hero work doesn’t pay enough for this anyway.”
GUYS ERASER HEAD IS NOT A HEAR ME OUT BUT A HOLD ME BACK 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
“I don’t understand any of this.”
“But— you should probably calm down,” he says, voice dry, but a faint twitch could be seen at the corner of his mouth.
I’d become a villain so Eraser Head could just stare at me
Aizawa’s gaze narrows just a little.
“…That’s a bad reason to ruin your life,” he says bluntly.
“aizawa shota only looks good when he’s shaved and well dressed” BITCH WHEN I CATCH YOU!! MY MAN LOOKS GOOD EITHER WAY
Aizawa exhales quietly, eyes half-lidded again.
“…Thank you for defending me. Also, careful with the language,” he points out, sliding back in his teacher mode for a second.
@/EraserHead is into bondage. Here, I said it.
He pauses slightly at the tag, then looks up briefly.
“…Even tagging me?” he says, tone dry. “Bold.”
He taps the card board once.
i’ve seen how he walks. ik it’s big.
Aizawa goes still for a moment, eyes widening slightly— both at the username and the text.
“…You’re reading too much into it,” he says flatly. “…Focus on something productive.”
He sets the last board down, leaning back into the chair, posture as lazy as ever.
“…That’s enough,” he says. “You all have too much time on your hands.”
“…Try getting some sleep.”
He suggests, as he looks around once again, scanning the studio.
“Thank you,” he says flatly.
