oh yeah and btw q literally had to watch james die because the ‘smart blood’ meant he could see his vital signs and therefore exactly when everything stopped
seen from Chile
seen from United States
seen from Argentina
seen from United States
seen from Japan
seen from Algeria
seen from China
seen from Türkiye
seen from Russia
seen from China
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from Sweden
seen from Ireland
seen from France
seen from Russia
seen from Australia
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Germany
seen from Türkiye
oh yeah and btw q literally had to watch james die because the ‘smart blood’ meant he could see his vital signs and therefore exactly when everything stopped
THE FACT THAT Q AND BOND NEVER KISSED ON SCREEN IS A CRIME TO HUMANITY THEY WERE BOTH CANONICALLY QUEER!!!!
You can tell me he's not a viktor variant, but you'd just be dead wrong
Wait, what do you mean blood blossoms make ghosts desolve? I thought the GIW said it just stank really badly. Why would the GIW lie about that? ARE THEY TRYING TO GET RID OF GHOSTS? I DON'T WANT PHANTOM GETTING HURT!
Agent Q (Agent from GIW)- “This is most likely a miscomunication. We did not mean to deceive anyone by giving inaccurate information but, from the looks of the situation, it seems the article was poorly worded with the information we provided to them on the ectoplasmic plants. Blood blossoms do indeed cause ectoplasm to desolve but this will not be a danger to Amity Park.
We would also like to remind citizens that Danny Phantom is just a ghost. Any actions it does that may be perceived as kind or heroic are simply done for selfish gain. All ghosts are incapable of sympathy and only act on their obsessions, this includes Phantom.”
00q fic recs: SvengoolieCat
1. Tequila and Lime by SvengoolieCat
“You know, this is not the way I thought tonight would go,” Q said, meditatively. He soaked a rag with vodka and stuffed it into the bottle, leaving a few inches for a tail. He lined it up next to the other two Molotov cocktails he’d made and started on a fourth.
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flirting under fire is such a fantastic trope. i love q and bond’s relationship dynamics in this fic.
2. A System of Touch by SvengoolieCat
Anonymous prompt exchange: Bond learning to revel in cuddles/platonic touching
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bond being unfamiliar with non sexual intimacy makes me want to cry, so i find it quite lovely that he becomes comfortable with it by the end of this fic.
3. Reversal of Fortunes by SvengoolieCat
In which Q is the lethal, highly trained assassin with a sharp smile and sharper blades, and 007 is the long-suffering quartermaster who keeps Q alive. And maybe just wants to keep him. For reasons.
Chapter 6: In which Bond is oblivious and pining, and Q realizes he has to up his seduction game.
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behold! an agent!q and quartermaster!bond fic! (and well written to boot!)
Yeza is Q!
I hope that the M9 can get Yeza and Luke safely to Nicodranas once Caleb learns teleportation. And Marion helps to set them up somewhere nice.
And if Celeb has teleportation that means that the M9 could visit Nicodranas on a semi-regular basis! Jester gets to see her mom. Veth gets to see her family.
BUT ALSO! Yeza gets gets a space where he can set up a new lab. He becomes the M9′s Q! He brews and develops all sorts of awesome potions. He makes improvements to Veth’s exploding arrows (think acid arrows, lighting arrows, poison arrow, tranq darts) and tinkering with guns. He loves his badass wife and wants to give her all the niftiest gadgets!
00Q AU: MI6 Agents 004 & 007
inspired by @opalescentgold and @faerieoftara‘s amazing fic Nepenthe
I spy