#agent-bishop

[tap-dancers-dilemma]

Wat..have I come upon..like my gosh one second I was looking up music boxes and then I find this holy frag

[childcomedian]

So themetalsquid tagged me in this thing so I have to do it. 

The rules are: *You have to answer the questions that are not answered. (below the ones I answered.) *Make 11 new questions for the 11 new people you are going to tag. *Then you let the people know that you tagged them! :)

Questions: 

1) Five favorite bands?

I have trouble with this question, but presently, Avenged Sevenfold, Slipknot, Rammstein, System of A Down, and Finntroll

2) Out of these bands which is your favorite. Mastodon, Mastodon or Mastodon?

I'm gonna have say...Mastadon. Although Mastadon is really good, so it was a tough choice. 

3) Do you play some sort of instrument and all that jazz?

Bass, learning guitar, and I used to play French Horn.

4) Best gig you’ve ever been to?

Kiss/Motley Crue concert where I met Tommy Lee and a 2 50-55 year old couples who I shared a J with. It was awesome.

5) Have you ever been caught spanking the monkey?

Nope, but my porn has been found before on accident.

6) Black Veil Brides are a shit band. Thats not a question, I just thought you should know.

You're spot on with that.

7) Squids or whales?

I'm a fan of the Squale. We're not looking hard enough for them and they're going to rise out of the oceans one day and kill us all.

8) Would you be my casual spooning buddy? I just want a hug man. I’m so cold and lonely *whimpers*.

Casual spooning is cool so long as I'm the big spoon, man. 

9) Any bands and/or shows, movies you think I should watch?

Orange is the New Black, good show, Finntroll, good band.

10) Got milk? (I’m not sure where I’m going with this)

Yes. Yes I do.

11) Yes. (Thats the answer, not the question. Make up your own)

Does themetalsquid jam bananas up his rear?

Now answer these, peons:

1. Best show you've watched lately?

2. Does this text post make me look fat?

3. Best relationship you've been in? (This includes friendship as well as romance)

4. Who is your idol?

5. What question would you have asked here?

6. What time is it?

7. What are you listening to?

8. What hurts on you right now?

9. What's your dream job?

10. Top 5 things?

11. What is the unladen airspeed velocity of a swallow?

[childcomedian]

agent-bishop replied to your post: You'd never disappoint me, darling. :)

can you two just kiss already this suspence is killing me!!

So long as it happens like I imagine it. We meet for the first time in the airport, a hug is exchanged, both bashfully averting each other's gaze, small talking each other to death. We walk to the car and steal glances the whole way to the hotel, we spend the whole day talking, then after hours of tension, one of us trips and falls into the other one and stare into each other's eyes for a minute before one of us gets the nerve to steal a small peck at the lips. 

[childcomedian]

Dear future me,

Dear Future Me,

I'm sorry I was so lazy and fucked things up for you, I really wasn't doing it maliciously, but still, I'm sorry. I hope things got better for you and that you actually got published, 'cause that would be awesome. I hope you managed to pull our head out of our ass.