#agentcoulsonsupernanny

[eidetictelekinetic]

eep look who's back on my dash

[resurrectedtonystark]

agentcoulsonsupernanny replied to your post: ◙

I’m so sorry. ((had to))

...Don't be. I made the choices that got us there.

[Tony sighs.]

Wasn't that fond of donuts anyway.

[resurrectedtonystark]

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"I'll never be able to eat a damn donut for the rest of my life without thinking about you."

[pissedoffandontheclock-blog]

agentcoulsonsupernanny picked up the phone

"AGENT PHIL COULSON?" he screeches into the makeshift receiver. Using a six pack of Oreos to bribe his Elsen, they were able to fashion him an internet phone out of whatever they had on hand. He doesn't expect this call to go anywhere. Guy has been a legendary pain in ass. There's no telling if the number he gave him really connects to the golem's superior or if he's accidentally prank calling a worthless monkey.

[resurrectedtonystark]

agentcoulsonsupernanny replied to your post: Steve or Phil

Probably hurt your fist.

Probably hurt a lot more than that.

[resurrectedtonystark]

agentcoulsonsupernanny replied to your post: Sometimes I feel like I play the world’s most...

((you play the best stuff for ripping my heart out in the best way))

((I am a bastion of incredible sadness and hi ilu))

[undeaddiscoball]

Phil taps the business card on the edge of his desk while he waits for his computer. When the information pops up he scans it for a moment, then dials the first number on the card.

Avery glances at the number on the caller ID. Blocked number. Well, the girl's family might be overly cautious, he supposes. He'd been expecting a call immediately after the girl got home, but perhaps she hadn't thought to give her parents his card until the morning. He shrugs and picks it up on the second ring.

"Avery Smith speaking," he says in what he hopes is a friendly manner. "How may I help you?"