Why did you leave my website?
I just sifted through a seemingly endless sea of online portfolio submissions. I noticed that there were three categories.
1. No, delete submission. 2. No. Save web portfolio because it was good, not what I can use. 3. Yes, email back
Category three is great for everyone. Two is good, though you might not know it because emailing everyone back with “I really like this, I’ll keep it for maybe someone else for later” is a lot when I’m trying to get through these in any sort of timely fashion.
Category one, now this is interesting. Obviously, if I just don’t like the work I don’t keep it. But that’s just one reason why I found myself quickly closing browser windows. Here are the top 5 reasons I left an online portfolio.
1. S ... L ... O ... W loading time
This really is a killer. If I’m trying to whip through a pile of submissions, and I find myself with enough time to think about the possible reasons the site isn’t loading, I probably leave. I have a lot more options.
Solution: get yourself a web provider with great stats. Don’t use flash, audio, or heavy tech or images on the front page. Have your front page be a single image, your best. It will load fast and get me to click on the portfolio.
2. 404 Page Not Found
If you submitted a url that doesn’t work, well I hope this is obvious why I’d walk.
3. Not your brand
Yes, be on portfolio sites like Behance or Hire an Illustrator, but also NO don’t make that your main portfolio. Behance sites all look like Behance sites, your look is secondary to theirs. So two things, one, their layout might not be the best for your work. Two, I can’t tell a thing about you at a glance.
And, real talk, I just saw a boatload of Behance sites with thumbs that looked like 15 different illustrators on one page. I know it’s a project-based format, but if I see a page of images and they’re not consistent, I leave. I don’t know what I’ll get from you, and I certainly don’t know if you know how to hit one look over another.
4. Not enough art
I see some sites where there’s lots of words, and buttons, and lists of services and bios on the front page. I care exactly zero about any of that _unless I already like the work_. So see the solution for number one in this list, keep your homepage simple. Let me know immediately, without reading, what you do.
Now if you’re a writer, you want words, but maybe just a few that are really your best. It’s still the same lesson: I don’t care about how you work until I know I want work from you.
5. Inconsistency
Adjacent to number 3, if you have a set of images on the front page with some kid stuff, some editorial, some drawings, some logos, again I don’t know what I’m getting and I do know I don’t have time to figure it out when I can hire someone else who does the thing I need and just that thing and really well.
TL:DR?
Show your work first. Make it fast. Make it easy to Grok. Make it consistent. Make it yours.
When you’re done, send it to me because it sounds great.
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