#agentdelta007

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I love how everyone said something different!!

Also I ended up going with eggs potatoes and sausages. But banana pancakes will be... next. Not sure when.

lord-aragoon answered your question: ugh I can’t decide what to eat guys should I...

banana pancakes

agentdelta007 answered your question: ugh I can’t decide what to eat guys should I...

Nachos.

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Is it ironic that I currently have a Katy Perry song playing?

it's BEAUTIFUL IS WHAT IT IS. WOW. 

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Also, I have no idea how to respond to that. No idea at all.

"no"

Actually I don't know either. I'm just laughing. forever. forever laughing.

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Also, go look at what he just posted on Aaron’s wall.

SWEET JESUS AARON TAGGED YOU

AARON

TAGGED YOU

I'm gonna cry

that's

beautiful

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Yeah, no kidding. If you work the phrase “alien kama sutra” or something like it into one of your posts, I will be unbelievably thrilled.

I'M GONNA TRY. I already quoted Turning Japanese because I heard it in the car on the drive to work so 

let's see what we can do

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agentdelta007 replied to your post: kingdweeb replied to your quote: Boring implies a...

No, Bing is too mainstream. You’ve probably never heard of the engine all the hipsters use. (Neither have I, but that’s beside the point)

I'm hanging my head in shame. I will never be hipster enough.

dayruiner replied to your post: HE’S TROLLING and he trolled wrong

you’re being straight oppressed straight into hell

DAMN STRAIGHT

wait

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I’m glad to know it’s not just me. I’ve lost track of the number of times I’ve looked at something written in an old script and read “Congreff”

Back when we used to watch a ton of revolutionary war documentaries I was always so confused because I couldn't figure out why there were so many Fs in all the old papers and documents they'd show.

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I always thought you demonstrated intelligence by, y’know, accomplishing things. Like inventing the telephone or helping put a man on the moon. Silly me.

You'd think!! BUT NO. You have to use huge words and exaggerated language.

I promise you that if we were talking in person he wouldn't be nearly this 'eloquent'.

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kingdweeb replied to your quote: Boring implies a diminutive intellect incapable of...

PLEASE JUST ASK HIM WHY HE WRITES LIKE THIS. IT’S NOT INTELLIGENT. IT MAKES HIM LOOK DUMBER.

pretty sure he's reverse trolling me at that point

at least this is what I am hoping

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It fits Mordin’s voice, but not his character, I think. Mordin talks like he does to save time and pack as much meaning in as possible (and because it’s how he thinks, I would guess), not to troll or create complexity for complexity’s sake.

Very true.

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Also, “methodologia” looks plural to me. If so, he really needs to work on basic subject-verb agreement.

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And I’m not convinced that’s a proper use of “competency,” but I don’t feel like going to look it up. (Why yes, I am having fun picking apart his posts for no useful reason; why do you ask?)

I'd call him out on it but then I'd care too much. :D

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And I’m pretty sure this guy won’t be sending you an alien Kama Sutra anytime soon. Just a wild guess. :P

DAMN IT. there go all my hopes and dreams

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Holy fucking shit, this guy is precious.. “I do naught use google”. Probabl doesn’t, he most likely uses Bing to look up all those pretty little big words.

Google is too MAINSTREAM. bing is where the hipsters hang.

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Yeah… he seems to be quite proud of himself for spending all his time complexifying things. The real accomplishment in my book is keeping things understandable so you can go about solving the real problem.

Didn't you know that makes you SMARTER THOUGH? OTHERWISE no one will know how smart you are.

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And what’s up with all the “naught” usage? Next thing you know, he’ll be replacing s with f because s fancily written on old documents looks like f (or it does to my eye, at least).

Yeah I was wondering that too... Capitalizing You and Your and then saying 'naught' instead of 'not'. 

If he actually does the f in place of s thing I will laugh myself to death