stay! go! work? NO!!

rachel, 35, white lesbian. i've been here for like 15 years. a lot of posts are queued. i'm tired. changed my age on here to be accurate and broke my last.fm link. RIP (sharpdistance on lfm)

[ot3]

again

[muppetshow2026]

all albums are concept albums . and the concept ? album

[caressofsteel]

another day, another new star wars show

the only thing that matters and the only thing I want to know about is WILL THERE BE A CAMEO FROM THE WORLD'S MOST BELOVED CHARACTER: MORLEY THE TALKING SNAKE??

[caressofsteel]

"he died on screen. he's not coming back" WRONG!!! this is star wars

list of ways Morley could appear:

1) flashback

2) hallucination/dream

3) ghost

4) his neck just did that (normal for his snake species, he was fine, did not die) and shows up to say hi

5) shows up with a new robot neck at a support group for people with replacement robot body parts

6) all of the above plus a stinger scene at the end of the season announcing MORLEY: A STAR WARS STORY

[caressofsteel]

another day, another new star wars show

the only thing that matters and the only thing I want to know about is WILL THERE BE A CAMEO FROM THE WORLD'S MOST BELOVED CHARACTER: MORLEY THE TALKING SNAKE??

[cheese24k]

[ceramicpuppyclown]

reblog for easter

[winemom-culture]

forget april fools day its almost time for the best video on this entire fuckin planet

[scabrrielle]

sunglasses. no sun. it’s cloudy: overcast. 

[ot3]

"apollo justice trilogy" is a lie invented by advertisers to trick innocent uninformed gamers into putting a piece of malware known as "dual destinies" onto their devices

[rhythm-of-lesbianism]

banning trans women from the olympics is bad because they’re banning trans women from the olympics. full stop. really nothing else needs to be added to this sentence. it’s discriminatory and wrong to ban trans women from the olympics, and it would be regardless of how this might effect some cis women. why is every post about this focused on the cis women, instead of how alarmingly transmisogynistic this is?

[william-s-churros]

god i love drinking ice water so much. how are there people in this world who dont enjoy this. its like heaven on earth to have a nice big glass of ice water.... such a shame that there are those who will never understand this joy

[william-s-churros]

TIME TUESDAY

[pepminttea]

rb with your most common recurring theme in your nightmares. mine is pregnancy

[caressofsteel]

actually speaking of 20 year old computer files, I'm looking in my ancient art folders and for some reason I saved some of my old AIM chat logs in here. and first of all, I should never EVER open these because of the full body cringe i get from reading any chatlog from when I was a child

and secondly: Last.fm jumpscare

[ryunumber]

Trilby from Yahtzee Croshaw's Chzo Mythos games (5 Days a Stranger, 7 Days a Skeptic, Trilby's Notes, 6 Days a Sacrifice, Trilby: The Art of Theft, The Consuming Shadow)?

Trilby has a Ryu Number of 4/does not have a Ryu Number.

(CORRECTION: Per @spar-kie, a bonus in 5 Days a Stranger: Special Edition may give Trilby a Ryu Number.)

[hotgirlmeg]

imagine you have a movie with oscar isaac and john boyega and people fixate on adam driver instead. this actually happened

[saltoncity]

scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close

[kosmogrl]

monday core

[batmanshole]

crisp glass of water moodboard

[caressofsteel]

@william-s-churros

[dragon-in-a-fez]

"you don't know what you have until you lose it" works for things that suck too btw. sometimes you need to experience life without something for a while to realise oh damn that was some bullshit