#agenthawkins

[pmaximoff]

Pietro ran to the location where he was to meet Maggie, checking his hair in the window before walking in, he felt good about this. It had been a very long time since he had been out on a date, god, when was the last time he had been on a date? No matter. Walking into the bar, he saw Maggie and walked over to her, with a smile, Pietro said, "good evening, fancy meeting you here."

[thebeastmccoy]

agenthawkins replied to your audio post

One of my headphones once broke on the tube and the person sitting uncomfortably close to me was playing Vogue very loudly. With Metallica going in my other ear I affectionately named the combination Madonnica.

[Looks thoughtful for a moment] ...What song by Metallica?

[stark-attacked-blog]

agenthawkins replied to your post: I really find myself in need of a good old office threesome right now.

This question is out of pure curiosity: how many sexual harassment lawsuits have you had to deal with?

A lot, in my first few Stark Industries years. Nowadays, though, women tend to regard my addresses as an honor, rightfully so. I don't get half as many lawsuits as you would expect. Last month went by without a single one.