Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship!
Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? - 100000000000 millenniums
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Surprisingly quickly tho they didnt act on it for a while bc theyre both dorks
How was their first kiss? - G...good?
Who proposed? - Probably Hank unless Akakawa somehow gathered up the guts to do it lol
Who is the best man/men? - akakawa has no friends but Hank would probably choose homicide maybe
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - me. its me.
Who did the most planning? - akakawa wwww everything has to be PERFECT.
Who stressed the most? - both maybe?? tho aka probably showed it the most.
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - those kids from the forest >w>
How many children will they have naturally? - uh. none.
How many children will they adopt? - also probably none. akakawa isnt really good with kids but they seem to like the. uh. doesnt change the fact that having children isnt appealing to him. idk about hank tho :0 if hank wanted kids akakawa probably wouldnt mind. as much.
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - like.... just having diapers or diaper changing? bc that’d be aka
Who is the stricter parent? - proooooobably akakawa again
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - probs hank
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - akakawa bc he likes cooking n shit
Who is the more loved parent? - who the fUCK knows. probably hank tho. i can picture him being like. .. .a dad who spoils his kids,. he already spoils akakawa ;>
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - Akakawa cause hes got some time on his hands
Who cried the most at graduation? - uh . no one
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - BOTH OF THEM and you know it
Who does the most cooking? - Akakawa bc as mentioned before. he likes cooking
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - idk??? akakawa again bc he cant taste food
Who does the grocery shopping? - Hank probs. if he wants to
How often do they bake desserts? - R...rarely???? do either of them even like sweets
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - both of them are meat 4 life tho akakawa doesnt mind veggies
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Hank just to see the look on akakawas face
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Hank again wwwww
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Hank maybe?? can he cook
Who cleans the room? - like... the bedroom or all the rooms? bc its aka either way
Who is really against chores? - Hank cause he’s got better things to do (and i dont blame him)
Who cleans up after the pets? - akakawawawawawa
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - hank? tho i can see him cleaning seriously too
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Akakawa again pffft.
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Hank. gotta get that CASH MONEY
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Akakawa would live in a bath if he could.
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - They both do. gotta get that exercise
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - idk. akakawa doesnt really care but if hank’s into it so is he
What are their goals for the relationship? - less danger more together time
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Prrrobably akakawa? hes a night owl. or bat. winks.
Who plays the most pranks? - HANK HANK HANK HANK. probably loooooves messing around with Akakawa. i feel u hank.