#deimos responds

[thatdreadedgunsman]

What's going on here? You get magicked by one o' them greyfaces?

I could ask myself the same thing, but there’s no magic in effect right at the moment.

[thatdreadedgunsman]

"Hey fuckface! I got a bit of good ne-whaat the fuck? Where the fuck is Deimos?" The maniac's tone went from surprisingly happy to a downright snarl of warning at the sight of the change.

Whoa whoa! Calm down! It is me, Deimos! [The Auditor-lookalike raised his hands, red eyes looking alarm more than they look fierce.]

[thatdreadedgunsman]

So you can summon boners? Fitting as fuck, Deimos. - pieavengerwimbleton

Yes I can~

Why, want one? d+)

[thatdreadedgunsman]

I thought you said you were a harbringer of death, not dicks. -deimosisstilldead

I know, right me?

But you know those grey faces? Asshole anonymity. Gotta love to hate them, you know~ So is there anything I could do for you? d+)

[thatdreadedgunsman]

Me. I want some. I want to get laid.

Hmmm~ Afraid not. I can’t go screwing around with L33ts.

[thatdreadedgunsman]

♛

–

♛- Who would you most like to fuck?

“Uh…Sanford? But I’ve mentioned before that I don’t top…very often…”

“̸I͏’m ͞u̕n͟d͜e̛a̷d͠.́ D͞on̕'͏t̕ ̛thi̸nk͟ I ̷çań ̡f̢uck͟ ͜or̕ ̵b̀e ͡f҉u̶ck̛e̶ḑ ́b͡y an͞y̛o̵ne̵."́