#ageofcalamitykin

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I was discussing memories of my relationship with Sidon with a Zora kin and had... A few realizations.

Sidon, I swear to any holy thing that is up there if you OFFERED ME A PROPOSAL NECKLACE AND NEVER TOLD ME IT WAS A PROPOSAL NECKLACE I WILL STRANGLE YOU (affectionate). I can't remember if you made it but once I find out I will be So Upset if you did.

First Mipha has to give me a step by step walkthrough of Zora courting rituals ecause you didn't think to be blunt, and now this?!

God, I love you, you idiot.

- Revali, Age of Calamity

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Canon Astor: asshole, just hella pale for no reason, not sexy, single. Me: Cool and epic, respects women, a vampire which is awesome and cool, very sexy, having an affair with the king of Hyrule AND Ganondorf. I’m built different.

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anyone else who kins both botw and age of calamity timelines have trouble figuring out what tl memories belong to? this shit is so confusing - link

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I WILL cry and let Tulin sleep on my lap. This is not a joke. Tulin can quite literally have my entire heart and soul. He is far too cute I cannot even handle it.

-Revali (Age of Calamity)

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I dearly miss that stupid shark. He didn't give up on me, and his hands were so... Nice against my wings. Sidon, I hope you're doing well here. Stay safe, you big fish.

- Revali (Age of Calamity)

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I despise the age of calamity fanbase.... why are you so cringe why is my old abuser here and WHAT is wrong with you people. Get well soon <3 - Astor