You know what. FUCK IT.
Dethklok Age Regression HCs because Facebook is full of a bunch of jackasses who can't stand to let people be people in regression spaces.
+ They all have matching footie PJs that they wear during their movie nights. They all correspond to their specific instrument but it's very clearly a set of 5 (don't separate)
+ Murderface uses a white noise machine when he's little to sleep. He sets it up on the cricket sound, and sometimes, he wants cicadas and rain on a thin roof. He also likes people talking muffled from a room away or a TV.
+ Pickles has attempted to shave while regressed and has fully messed up his goatee before, bringing him to tears. Nathan had to console him while holding back laughter because he was just missing a chunk out of his goatee and he looked funny.
+ Skwisgaar has a very wild imagination while little and while have very intricate play scenes with action figures and dolls, usually portraying wizards, dragons, Vikings, royalty. He's very shy about it though.
+ You know what. Skiwsgaar also plays with baby dolls. He has a stash of baby dolls that he rocks and swaddles and gently plays with and coos because that's what he wanted growing up, and it makes him happy. He is very shy about it though and only plays when he knows for sure he's by himself. He will not play with them when others are watching or are in the room.
+ Nathan pouts a lot when he's little. Not like throwing a tantrum or getting upset and having a melt down, he just pouts. He pouts because he ate his last chip, he pouts because his episode ended, he pouts when Pickles stops petting his head, he pouts when the couch doesn't feel right. He's a very pouty baby.
+ Pickles is in charge of rubbing Nathan's back when Nathan is small. He has back issues due to his size and sometimes the pain is too much when he's small. Pickles does this already when he's big, but it's different how Nathan asks for them. If Nathan is big, he'll ask for them regularly but if he's small, he'll flop himself over Pickles' lap and pout until he gets the picture.
+ Murderface has to be physically restrained from eating his boogers. Honestly, this doesn't even have to be an Age Regression HC. He does this regularly.
+ Murderface plays in the rain. He likes to go out and play in mud and splash in puddles and pick up worms, and build dams. He likes to stick his tongue out and watch the water droplets and when he comes inside, he'll shake his whole body like a dog. His hair will get poofy. Nathan sometimes joins him, growing up in Florida, so he's no stranger to some rainy weather fun. Except he likes his water boots on.
+ Pickles will orchestrate a one-man "gig" and put together a make believe stage. He'll have a "bar" (caprisuns and apple juice in a cooler), a "bouncer" (Charles) looking for a "ticket" (a piece of paper Pickles scribbled "Ticket" on), and a tiny dancefloor/mosh pit. He'll play guitar and sing some made up song and his party guests are meant to go crazy at his concert. At the end, he has to run away from all of his crazy fans back to the safety of his room (the band plays chase with Pickles room being base).
+ You need to keep mayo away from Pickles. He will squirt the bottle in his mouth and eat it all. Once again, this doesn't even have to be an Age Regression HC, this is just something he does.
+ Skiwsgaar likes to draw his "dream house" using cut-out images of IKEA furniture. He's only allowed to use safety scissors and safety glue for his pictures. He hates them and would rather just lick the edges of the paper and tear out the images. He ends up drawing stick figures for the band because his dream house always has 5 bedrooms for all members of the band. It wouldn't be his dream house without them.
+ Nathan goes through Pickles closet all of the time when he's little. He's very curious and likes feeling all of the different textures of Pickles' old SNB clothes and look through old photos and listen to their old songs. Pickles will usually find him neck deep in old SNB stuff before he realizes he's there.
+ Toki and Murderface are tree climbers. They grew up climbing trees and it's one of the only places where they had privacy growing up, so it helps them regulate their emotions when they're too small to fully understand them. Toki likes to hang upside down while Murderface wants to get as far up as possible to see how tall the tree is. + Nathan has Pica, which is where a person eats things that are not usually food. Nathan is able to control it, as it is not a curable disorder, but when he is small, it's harder for him, so he will resort to eat things like chalk, paper, and crayons (wax). But when it gets worse, he can be found eating the furniture's leather or even trying to eat the wood off the tables (both of which are literal examples of Pica) The band has to keep an eye on hm and offer him alternatives to stop him from doing it.
+ Skwisgaar is a wiz at making snow cream and will make it when he's feeling small and it's winter. He makes it in large batches and eats his with the rest of the band out of the same tub. He made a lot of snow cream as a child as he grew up in poverty and had to routinely eat snow. Now, it's more of a choice than a need.
+ Pickles has a bike for when he's feeling small. He'll ride around Mordhaus and ride through all of the acres around Mordhaus and just explore the area, much like how he did as a small child in Wisconsin. He'll come back sweaty and sore but he'll get one of the best naps right afterwards. Charles has cameras watching him every where he rides just to be sure he doesn't get hurt or if he does, someone is there to get him.
+ Murderface likes to play old Floppy Disk games when little. He has an Apple II, an Atari, and a IBM PC. He likes playing Oregon Trail, Fight Simulator, Pac-Man, and Frogger. He'll sit and play those games for hours, much like he did as an actual child growing up. It's something about the simplicity of the game that make them so hypnotic to help.