does machete ever hit his big ass ears on doorframes? both him and his ears are noticeably taller than average.
Hmm, I don't know, I have hard time imagining that happening. It'd have to be an unusually low doorway, he's on the taller side but not outlandishly so.
He's very nearsighted and has astigmatism, so there's always a risk that some kind of unexpected environmental obstacle could potentially catch him off guard, but I'm mainly thinking of uneven floors or thresholds and similar tripping hazards.
But then again he compensates that with perpetual hypervigilance and deep-seated wariness, so if there's something askew he's likely to notice it. He moves in familiar spaces with a lot more confidence than in new ones. He's also very specific about people not rearranging things in his office and in his personal living quarters.
If anything, it's probably Vasco who ends up banging himself on doorframes and furniture on occasion. He's just as tall, but he also has more open and relaxed body language, with more lively and unrestrained gestures. He isn't clumsy, and he can move with great grace and finesse if he wants to, but he isn't afraid of taking up space either. He also has a long, powerful and emotive tail, as well as those big ass ears that aren't entirely in his control and that he needs to stay mindful of.
