#agh-zombies

[ducks-love-swamps]

DO EM ALL DO IT

1.Kissed a girl?And I liked it.2.Kissed a boy?Try everything once right?3.Had sex in public?I once got a blowjob while walking the dog. 4.What’s your religion?This is a heavy question, and It’ll take a lot to answer for anyone who is interested. 5.What does your URL mean?I’m Matthew, and I like punching things. 6.Reason you joined tumblr?Man, Two exes ago now? She got me to join. 7.Do you have any nicknames?Barbara calls me MatchewShawn calls me BearcatMy cousin calls me Matt-Matt and he is the only one I let do that.8.Do you like bubble bath?I fucking love bubble bath.9.Kissed in the rain?I don’t think so?10.Dyed your hair?Never, I keep it virgin incase I donate it again.11.Soup or salad?Soup-er Salad (no joke soup, It lasts longer while waiting for the main dish.)12.Vegetable or meat?MEAT13.Go out drinking?Don’t get me wrong, I’m no nerd, but I don’t drink in public. I plan on getting my CCL soon and it’ll be easier to not break a social habit. 14.Smoke cigarettes?Once, Not me thing.15.Smoke weed?Never, Dope is a nope.16.Do any hard drugs?Never. I’m morally opposed to most things that change the way I experience the world around me.17.Have you had sex today?I wish, not since last year.18.Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?Yep.19.The relationship between you and the person you last texted?Shawn, Best friend. Unless you count the tumblr messenger, then she is my crush and makes me nervous.  20.Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?I once had a very intense heavily religious lady say I have kind eyes when I worked at a produce stand. She was nice. 21.Skipped doing homework to play a video game?In the first two months of owning Skyrim I had a month of playtime. Literally, I got home at 2 pm from class and played until 2 am every night for two months.22.Tried to commit suicide?I learned how to tie a noose in middle school but never tried it. 23.The last time you felt broken?I’ve felt broken since may of the last year.24.Had to lie to EVERYONE about how you felt?Nah, but I don’t tell my shit either. 25.Do you have a Boyfriend/Girlfriend?nope :c26.Do you have Long hair OR short hair?Long hair, Don’t care.27.First thing you notice to a guy/girl?Eyes. I appreciate strong eye contact.28.Do you sing in the shower?Nope. I tried once and just got soap in my mouth.29.Do you dance in the car?You’re Damn right.30.Where were you yesterday?Home, Drinking and enjoying left over takeout.31.Ever used a bow and arrow?Yep, But I forgot a single signature and didn’t get my merit badge in the boy scouts.32.Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?Graduation.33.Do you think musicals are cheesy?I love musicals. (Yes)34.Is Christmas stressful?Christmas is the best, no stress. 35.Favorite type of fruit pie?Apple, but they gotta be crisp. Pumpkin otherwise. 36.Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?Astronaut, Solider. 37.Do you believe in ghosts?Nope.38.Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?When I was a kid, between 3 and 10, I would dream of something and it would happen a week later almost every month. In my Teens I would have deja-vu and prevent them from happening like in my dreams. Now I get night terrors twice a week. I think my brain is weird. 39.Take a vitamin daily?Nah.40.Wear slippers?Nope.41.Wear a bath robe?Never.42.What do you wear to bed?Jeans and a button up shirt.43.Do you want to get married?Mhmm, Within the next five years.44.Can you curl your tongue?You bet I can, baby. c;

Relationship preference: 45.How many relationships have you had?Three, Shortest was a year. 46.How can I win your heart?Speak openly, deeply, and with no inhibitions. I hate meandering and the slow play. 47.what makes a great relationship?I wish I knew. Trust, A Spark, Love? 48.Shy OR open?Shy girls are 2cute2boot50.Religious OR non-religious?Either, Its no big deal really.51.Caring OR non-restricting of you?I like my freedom.52.Straight edge OR non-straight edge?Straight edge is pretty alright. 53.Piercings OR no piercings?I don’t mind piercings. 54.Tattoos OR no tattoos?I love tattoos.55.Quiet stay-at-home type OR party type?I like staying at home. 

[ducks-love-swamps]

All of em.

I assume this is the space askspluto: what do you love most about yourself? I’m pretty good at making people laugh and that makes me feel good. mars: who is your ideal best friend?Shawn <3earth: what’s your ideal house/home?Small, functional, and secluded. saturn: what’s your aesthetic?Imagine Mad Max with more jazzjupiter: if you could choose your own name what would it be?I like Matthew, it meneptune: what’s an album that you can listen through entirely w/o skipping song? Heart - Dreamboat Annie venus: go to piece of clothing/outfit?I don’t get this one, but I rock a lot of hawaiian shirtsmercury: what’s something you couldn’t live without?Tie between air and musicuranus: what’s your zodiac sign?Scorpio, bitch, the moon: favorite quote?“Everything in moderation.” My grandpa’s been saying that for my entire life. the sun: what motivates you?I want to live the best life I can and eat a lot of pussy. Lets be real here.kepler-22b: if you could go anywhere, where would it be/why?I’d love to be in the desert right now. phobos: what was your favorite song as a child?Toxicity by System of a Downceres: out of everyone/thing in this world, who would you elect president?Reanimated George Washingtontitan: if you could die your hair absolutely any color and pull it off, what would it be?Whitecallisko: what’s your ideal job?Honestly I’d love to build rifles. enceladus: who is your favorite person? what are they like?Eh, I don’t have a favorite. hyperion: do you have a favorite store/shop?Any hardware store or material shop. I can spend hours looking at building materials. comet: what’s your biggest secret?Well some times I [REDACTED] and then I will [REDACTED] but then I feel like I should have [REDACTED]. astroid: what’ your biggest fear? i there a reason why you’re scared of it?I’m scared of being alone like my dad. He’s been single for like eight years? nine?The fear of being unlovable brings me to tears almost nightly and I often worry that I messed up the best relationship I ever had.  I have friends who are married or out living life and I’m still at home doing the same things I have been doing since middle school and I fear that the comfort of this familiar place will keep me from living a fulfilling life.I’m also scared of aliens, but thats a bit more silly. shooting star: who is your ideal s/o?.She is human, thats about the only requirement.