Psst and similar.
Psst: Three things that I’ve always wanted to tell you.
Your hair’s better than mine. Especially now that you’ve got the extra werewolf hair.
I’m jealous that you’ve got two gay dads because my mum and sister have gross girl stuff in our bathroom.
I wish I was better at Transfiguration. Then I could turn into a dog or something and hang out with you when you transform. That’s not an always thing, but it’s like a the last couple weeks thing.
Similar: Three members of the same sex I find attractive.
You, bro.
Finn.
Jake or something, I guess.










