Stanley: You’d played me like a violin! The Narrator: No I didn’t, Stanley. I would have more class than the player to be honest. But apparently, that’s too much to ask for them to use an Atari 2600 joystick to play the game! It’s that simple, and it says so in the manual! I recommended it, damnit! Stanley: I never thought you would stoop that low to admit you would play me like a RC car. The Narrator, on the verge of tears: Stop it...















