#ahahahahahhh

[telebeast]

OH MAN CATCH ME MAKING UT AND DELTARUNE FANART AGAIN LADS

TWO DAYS???

[kiayoi]

ANYYYYY VIDEO

[cagedcan-blog]

Omg I didn't mean to say that out loud.

[raivaryn]

AND THEN WE PASSED OUT

THE END

[ginntoki]

I'M 3 AWAY FROM 1000, THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

[ectonurites]

I'm an abnormally STRONG person, and my mom is forcing me to take lessons with my little sister and her friend. Long story short, that man is losing a lot of money with all the balls that are showing up in the neighbor's yard.

you said balls

[consolecadet]

Things I say to myself while writing fanfiction, part five.

The flashlight thing is gone. I replaced it with an adverb. That's slightly better. I think.

Gah, I need to stop euphemizing. Can't pussy-foot around something if it don't got no pussy in it.

That is a sentence I just typed. Something is clearly wrong with me.

He has just underwear and a shirt on. That probably looks kind of dopey.

No. I cannot use the word 'squeg', no matter how much I want to. It's literally the perfect word for what's going on, but I cannot use it because it's fucking squeg, okay? That's not sexy.

Dear refractory periods, I don't even care. Love, me.

Shit, I haven't kissed anyone in months. I had better not have forgotten how it works. That would be embarrassing.

this sounds so clinical

no

why do I want to use words like 'trapezius'? No one will know what I'm talking about.

I am so tempted to use the word 'ejaculated' to mean 'exclaimed' at some point. Like, just to be a dick about it. That word is. . .you really can't use it to mean that any more.

Oh man, these paragraphs are really long.

They're finally completely naked. It only took some 2000 words.