#ahahaksks

[proteuus]

my dad: explaining to my mom something about economics and russia and the cold war, very excited

my mom, who clearly does not care at all: wow dear that's so great!! (:

[aaeoluss]

sawmill: inexplicably making this terrible, awful noise that’s so loud. like i cannot emphasize enough how horrible and loud this noise is 

the main characters: go to investigate, because what the FUCK is that??

sawmill employee upon seeing them: hi :) we never get guests, this is so unexpected!! :D what brings you guys here? :)