"You left your jersey at my house, so now I'm wearing it."

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"You left your jersey at my house, so now I'm wearing it."
❝Bad timing, dumbass. Not in the mood for your bullshit.❞
❛ isn't it like------- way past your bedtime, hale? ❜
"Do I happen to know you?"
all the text ~ahaleofaplayer
Send ✉ for an 2 AM text
{Text: Derbaby}: I can’t sleep. {Text: Derbaby}: And sometimes you’re awake now{Text: Derbaby}: So…hi?
Send ✘ for an unsent text
{Text: Derbaby}: Please tell your uncle to stop staring at me at lunch time. {DELETE}{Text: Derbaby}: It creeps me out. {DELETE}
Send ☠ for a threatening message
{Text: Derbaby}: If you aren’t on your best behavior when you meet my parents, I’m breaking up with you. {Text: Derbaby}: I’m so serious, Derek. This is important to me
Send ❤ for a lusty/loving/affectionate message
{Text: Derbaby}: There’s no one I love more than you{Text: Derbaby}: Well except my Cello
Send ♣ for a drunk message
{Text: Derbaby}: Brad is so nacie he gvae me this drink and i feel eso happy. xlove you baby, i wannva rock ayour wohrld ;););).
"You two do realize that I can hear you, right?"
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