#ahh hell

[dictatoroffandoms]

jesus christ this sucks

[toskits]

Laphicet Crowe: Uh, welcome home, Velvet. Velvet: Laphi! I told you to stay in bed! Laphicet Crowe: I was only up for a little. Velvet: Look, your fever hasn’t gone down a bit! Go lie down and Ill cook dinner. Laphicet C.: … I’m sorry. Velvet: Whats this?. Laphicet C.: A compass! It uses a magnet to tell you which way You’re facing. Velvet: Woo hoo. You can use the sun and stars for that. Laphicet C.: And what’ll you do if its cloudy, huh? Thanks to this invention, well even be able to voyage across the ocean! Laphicet C.: See? Its designed to stay level, so your heading will be true even when the ship is rolling with the waves. Laphicet C.: Pretty neat, right? Velvet: If you say so, Laphi. Laphicet C.: C'mon, its a must-have for any adventure! Cant you see how useful it is? Velvet: You can tell me more about it later. Laphicet C.: Did they hurt you? Velvet: Not a scratch, and I brought back plenty. Velvet: I can hear Arthur already. “Gosh, Velvet, I think its time you learned all my secret artes!” Laphicet C.: He isn’t coming home tonight, is he? Velvet: How do you know that? Laphicet C.: Seres stopped by and told me. Velvet: Arthurs malak? Velvet: Huh. You really can talk to malakhim, cant you? Laphicet C.: Yeah. Arthur says I’ve got exorcist potential… Velvet: No kidding. I think you’ll be an exorcist to rival even him. Laphicet C.: I can tell you’ve been learning all sorts of things from his book collection. Laphicet C.: I really want to become an exorcist. I want to go traveling with you and see all the wonders of the world. Laphicet C.: Ill hunt and chop firewood. And if daemons come for us,Ill defend you. Laphicet C.: I wish… I wish I could do that… Velvet: You’ll get there, Laphicet. It should only take… Velvet: Oh, 20 years, tops. Laphicet C.: It wont take me that long! Velvet: Oh yeah? You better prove it to me, then. Velvet: Start with this lovely meatball stew I cooked. Eat every last mouthful, even if you Don’t feel hungry. Velvet: And take your medicine, no matter HOW nasty it tastes. No tricks. Am I clear? Laphicet C.: Yes, ma'am.

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[runawaydragons]

My apologies for being MIA so soon after my return. Please address all complaints to Scott Lynch and all his soul stealing words in The Republic Of Thieves.

[adlinna]

after seeing many posts of ttgl on my dash, I'm convinced that I should watch it again for the FORTH TIME xD

[youwalkaroundnaked-blog]

Such a fucking idiot

[acidgreenfilling]

guess who ignored their alarm a bajillion times and ended up waking up at least two hours from their original wake up time

[pinkiebow]

You know what makes me made mad when people shut me down for voicing opinion. I say something then I get shut down instantly. Seriously, like shut the hell up. Your not my real friends. Stop telling me what I can't and can do. Now I'm taking request from people that truly want to be my friend and truly genuine.