jesus christ this sucks




#interview with the vampire#iwtv#the vampire armand#assad zaman

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jesus christ this sucks
Laphicet Crowe: Uh, welcome home, Velvet. Velvet: Laphi! I told you to stay in bed! Laphicet Crowe: I was only up for a little. Velvet: Look, your fever hasn’t gone down a bit! Go lie down and Ill cook dinner. Laphicet C.: … I’m sorry. Velvet: Whats this?. Laphicet C.: A compass! It uses a magnet to tell you which way You’re facing. Velvet: Woo hoo. You can use the sun and stars for that. Laphicet C.: And what’ll you do if its cloudy, huh? Thanks to this invention, well even be able to voyage across the ocean! Laphicet C.: See? Its designed to stay level, so your heading will be true even when the ship is rolling with the waves. Laphicet C.: Pretty neat, right? Velvet: If you say so, Laphi. Laphicet C.: C'mon, its a must-have for any adventure! Cant you see how useful it is? Velvet: You can tell me more about it later. Laphicet C.: Did they hurt you? Velvet: Not a scratch, and I brought back plenty. Velvet: I can hear Arthur already. “Gosh, Velvet, I think its time you learned all my secret artes!” Laphicet C.: He isn’t coming home tonight, is he? Velvet: How do you know that? Laphicet C.: Seres stopped by and told me. Velvet: Arthurs malak? Velvet: Huh. You really can talk to malakhim, cant you? Laphicet C.: Yeah. Arthur says I’ve got exorcist potential… Velvet: No kidding. I think you’ll be an exorcist to rival even him. Laphicet C.: I can tell you’ve been learning all sorts of things from his book collection. Laphicet C.: I really want to become an exorcist. I want to go traveling with you and see all the wonders of the world. Laphicet C.: Ill hunt and chop firewood. And if daemons come for us,Ill defend you. Laphicet C.: I wish… I wish I could do that… Velvet: You’ll get there, Laphicet. It should only take… Velvet: Oh, 20 years, tops. Laphicet C.: It wont take me that long! Velvet: Oh yeah? You better prove it to me, then. Velvet: Start with this lovely meatball stew I cooked. Eat every last mouthful, even if you Don’t feel hungry. Velvet: And take your medicine, no matter HOW nasty it tastes. No tricks. Am I clear? Laphicet C.: Yes, ma'am.
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My apologies for being MIA so soon after my return. Please address all complaints to Scott Lynch and all his soul stealing words in The Republic Of Thieves.
after seeing many posts of ttgl on my dash, I'm convinced that I should watch it again for the FORTH TIME xD
Such a fucking idiot
guess who ignored their alarm a bajillion times and ended up waking up at least two hours from their original wake up time
You know what makes me made mad when people shut me down for voicing opinion. I say something then I get shut down instantly. Seriously, like shut the hell up. Your not my real friends. Stop telling me what I can't and can do. Now I'm taking request from people that truly want to be my friend and truly genuine.