#ahoycaptainsteve

[ferrousliquid]

this fic is inaccurate you would tell him to get that bug the hell out of your house and to go take a shower cause he smells like nature...

shut up steve omg

…yeah, okay, you’re right, i’d go shove him in the shower.

but i maybe wouldn’t mind the firefly that’s kind of sweet in a stupid way

[ferrousliquid]

4. do you ship me with anyone? cause i ship you with LOTS of people.

i've... never thought of it before...?

...but who do you ship me with????

[ferrousliquid]

2. would you like to learn k-pop dances with me cause i can't dance and i need a sensei

lol sure it'd be fun but i'm not sure i'm qualified to be your sensei

[ferrousliquid]

1. have you told anyone that big secret i told you? (i said you could tell anyone you trusted after all)

nah bro

[tinypuffballofanger]

have i ever mentioned i just really like steve's blog

like wow

such a cool dude

[tghosties]

ok some people sent me urls in fanmail and stuff so

andinthatmomentisweariwasbatman: wow tom ur pretty cool1!! ur kinda crazy and stuff and all that but ur v pretty and cute and weird and nice!!!!!

bob-loblaw-law-blow: kelsey....... ur weird...... um......... um.... jk i love u a lot ur so funny and u keep my sister in her place and thats good and i love you a lot :)))))

copperbluechey: um who r u again???

ahoycaptainsteve: wow!!! i like you a lot youre cool and awesome and good-looking and u need to come to florida and we should talk more tbh!!!!!!! i love u1!!

[singularbluethread]

So here's my tumblr crushes! Missing E isn't letting me post them, so I had to screenshot and do it myself.

Steve... I told you I liked your blog too much...

Ciera IDK why you have so much of my tumbly love but usually you are right behind Kelsey and Tom??? HOW DID YOU GET SECOND PLACE???

Tom, Kelsey, and Kylie.... well.... we don't need an explanation for your places, except that Kelsey and Tom are usually 2nd and 3rd, respectively.

Aj.... has a good blog, too...

And Mary! Of course you have a bunch of tumbly love! I love you and your blog! <3

Hannah, you just joined and you don't post often but you somehow got onto my list. ;)

[ferrousliquid]

dear homestuck fandom

i know very little about homestuck, but as a friend of a person who is basically obsessed, i understand that this particular update was, as he put it, "life shattering."

this is a feeling that i know very well, and i would just like to let you know that am sorry for your loss.