disaster man

NO RULES JUST RIGHT gender: microcosmic system (he/they)

[tinypuffballofanger]

femme is when you wear a skirt long enough to be caught in the car door and butch is when you tuck their skirt into the car so it doesnt get caught in the door

[cactusringed]

(writes something) god this sucks so bad. this is awful. i'm the worst writer ever. this is nothing. (rereads it a while after writing it) oh dude this is fire. i'm the god of writing. (writes something again) god this sucks so bad. th

[bakedbananners]

[leapfog1]

No Voice to Cry Suffering

[deslizada]

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

[becomingvecna]

Sculptured Web by anncarringtonart

[shittykinaesthetics]

Shitty Hollow Knight aesthetic: what if instead of always having to kill the hollow knight, we gave them a gun and let them free in a crowd of people who always try to convince others to have kids by talking about all the things kids can do for you. i think that would be healing in its own way

[which-ocs]

which Oc hasn’t seen the sun in 12 years

it's 101 degrees outside rn and I wish I was this OC

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[doriangraysrockcollection]

i must say, i am a huge fan of when a book is in the middle of a very exciting plot containing many interesting problems when out of nowhere for a few pages it's like, "hey by the way, real quick, here's a detailed explanation of the city's water filtration system! i'm telling you this for a reason and you should worry about it. anyway! haha okay back to the plot" and you just get to be Scared for a while

[doriangraysrockcollection]

i am kissing you on the mouth right now

you are the only person who understands me. you and the person who tagged a series of unfortunate events

[mikkeneko]

PSA to fan creators who don't have a lot of regular contact with children: They are almost always bigger than you think. A 1-year-old baby may already be walking. A toddler is likely already hip-high. A 10-year-old may already be taller than at least one of their parents. A 14/15 year old may already have reached their adult height.

[amarguerite]

Via @watertightvines

[wildjuniperjones]

Here's the link. It was actually not immediately easy to find, so I thought this might help.

[bedrock-to-buildheight]

can you draw more giovanni your current art is DELICIOUS (maybe bless us with lance too)

I mean he probably gonna pop up from time to time but I don't want to get deep into his story, because people will inevitably ask about Silver and the other villains and I don't really care about those + it distracts from the Mewtwo

I do have one (1) drawing of Lance tho! It's for a piece on Champions and mentorship in the future

Can you tell I love slightly dressing down characters that are typically drawn in full costume as a humanizing tactic?

[dykemcqueen]

the death of 8tracks made you all so bad at making playlists i fear. good ship or character playlist is max 16 songs and devastatingly perfectly crushingly curated. it should make sense musically, if not across the playlist, then at least from song to song. GRADIENTS of genre. think about this before you make a 200 song ship playlist that includes both maroon 5 and mitski. Think on it

[mirdania]

“Medieval peasants couldn’t handle my Spotify playlist” but could YOU handle a medieval bard relaying the epic of Beowulf over the course of an hour? Humble yourself.

[esoanem]

(via @sinni-ok-sessi )

[silverthroatednightingale]

Ummmm NOT losing these tags, this is so fucking funny @astronicht

[gawain-the-tax-evader]

Go little scop go!

[johannestevans]

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[geigercuntter]

Let’s have so many fucking issues and problems together

[creekfiend]

the fact that "bargaining" is a stage of grief. + the fact that when I'm in extreme pain all I can do is lie on the floor and say "please please please" = we are such social animals. we really really really just have a brain that is wired for "surely there must be a way I can interact with someone else that will fix this" even under the most extreme of circumstances, where any rational thought will see a total absence of guys, such as when one is alone in the woods dying of exposure. humans have such a big hole inside us that's for "Someone Else" like a social placeholder such that we keep engineering stuff like religion in a million different ways in a million different places and times. we gotta have

1. social

2. narrative

and if none is provided to us we will make our own out of dirt and sticks

I love humans and I also find us kind of heartbreaking honestly