Episode 3 Reactions
What the--hang on, I’m sorry. *clears throat* WHAT THE EVER LIVING FUCK
SO....Lol, everyone is dead. And then not. But mostly still dead. Did not see it coming that it would be Venable and Mead to do it, though. What a ride.
Michael Langdon
Looks like Michael thinks he killed all the witches??? But, like, he didn’t. Not by a long shot, apparently.
Also looks like he has contact with dear old dad. Anyone else notice how much he echoes Mary Eunice’s devil? Talking about creating chaos, getting others to do the dirty work, everyone having the potential for evil.
Sadly, I think we have to nix the theory that Misty brought those snakes back
Also, that “bomb” from the trailer? That was Mallory lighting the fire.
And DUDE LOOK AT HIS FACE when he confronts Mallory. Now THAT is some demonic power.
Miriam Mead
Looks like I was wrong--Mead is a full-on robot, and Venable knows. All her memories were fake.
AND THEN SHE FUCKING SHOOTS VENABLE OMG
Mead really thought she was loyal to Venable; and I definitely thought she was loyal to her. I did not think she’d do it. I liked Venable a lot.
AND, big theory of the night: Miriam Mead is Constance Langdon
The Coven
So, yeah, I was right, the witches didn’t show up until the end
And they didn’t even play a fucking Fleetwood Mac song. What is happening to the world?!?
But most importantly: I. WAS. RIGHT. About that clip from the trailer with Cordelia standing over Mallory, Coco, and Dinah. Everyone was saying they were performing Descensum, and I’ve been saying all along that no--that’s not Descensum, that’s Vitalum Vitalis. And I. Was. Right.
LOOK AT OUR BEAUTIFUL PRECIOUS CORDELIA
That entrance was perfection aside from the lack of Fleetwood Mac
Aaaaand Mallory, Coco, AND Dinah are witches??? Okay, hear me out, cuz I sort of have a theory.
Mallory was talking about some other person inside her trying to come out, and then look at Madison’s reaction when she comes back, and how Mallory doesn’t have her glasses on anymore.
I...kind of...think...she’s Zoe? I know it doesn’t make any sense, but I can’t shake the thought. Because I still have no idea how Misty and Queenie are going to come into this and we’ve conveniently got Coco and Dinah there, too. The set up kind of makes it seem like Misty would be in Coco and Queenie in Dinah. I really don’t want that to be the case though if it’s gonna mean our witches get replaced with new people trying to act like them. Adina, Leslie, and Billie are all in the main cast.
Alternatively: Dinah’s a movie star, Coco is an “influencer”, and Mallory is a personal assistant, all in LA. It’s plausible Madison knows them.
Speaking of Dinah--Michael doesn’t know she’s a witch, but he does know her
And I feel slightly better about Misty not being in that one picture of the Coven since Madison and Dinah weren’t in it either
Next Week
So, Brock is just kinda somewhere in the outpost still...
And it looks like Cordelia wants Michael to work with them, which Michael does not seem to want to do
We’ve got three new witches, but still no Misty or Queenie or Zoe, and this must be rectified as soon as possible. I think MAYBE the end of episode 4 could be when Misty comes back.
Wow wow wow I just can’t wait to see Myrtle and Cordelia in action. I want to see Delia be our beloved Supreme.
And we see Madison in a supermarket? With Michael? Is that her in hell?












